Night at the Museum is a 2006 film about a divorced father who gets a job as a night watchman at the Museum of Natural History. He thinks that it will be a boring, thankless job... until his first night!

Directed by Shawn Levy. Written by Robert Ben Garant (screen story), Thomas Lennon (screenplay) and Milan Trenc (book).
This Christmas, It Won't Be A Silent Night. taglines

Easter Island Head

  • Oh, you in trouble, Dum-Dum. You'd better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun!
  • Me no dum-dum, you dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?
  • QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! My dum-dum want to speak.

Dum-Dum give me gum gum You new dum dum you give me gum gum

Jedediah

  • I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!
  • Fire up the iron horse, boys!

Octavius

  • We may be small, but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.

Gus

  • Ah! Where is he?! I'll beat him with my fists! [Sees Larry] He looks like a weirdie!
  • Sweet dreams, cupcake! Pile-driver!

Teddy Roosevelt

  • Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?
  • Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman [Sacagawea] I love her. But you... you got to finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

Dialogue

Larry Daley: Ah — Teddy Roosevelt.
Rebecca: Yes. A great visionary.
Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our 4th president, right?
Rebecca: 26th.
Larry: 26th.
[Larry jumps out from behind a wall and screams, scaring the other guards.]
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Larry: Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence! Now, if you excuse me [cocks shotgun], the hunt is afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.
Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter, a monkey, slaps Larry. Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter.]
Teddy: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... you saw!
Teddy: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy: Who is evolved?
Larry: I am!

Taglines

  • This Christmas, it won't be a silent night.
  • When the lights go off, it's on!
  • Where history comes to life.
  • At the museum of natural history, something unnatural is happening.
  • See the side of the museum you won't see on the tour.

Cast

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