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The following is a list of quotes from the seventh season of iCarly.

iShock America

Jimmy Fallon: Thank you, Internet for giving us iCarly.

Gibby: How many times do you want me to say I'm sorry?

Carly: 500,000!

Gibby: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

Freddie: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!

iGet Banned

Sam(to Carly): Freddie and Gibby are in a band.

Carly: Oh my God.

Carly (to T-Bo): You're T-banned!

iFind Spencer Friends

Gibby: I used to know a guy named Darnell.

Freddie: And?

Gibby: You know, not every story has to be interesting.

iRescue Carly

Gibby: You throw like a girl!

Stranger: I am a girl!

Gibby: Oh... and a very pretty one too.

Sam: Mama don't like saying chiz twice.

iLost My Head in Vegas

Carly: Sam's mom's in jail in Vegas and we gotta get her out.

Freddie: [as he helps Gibby walk over to the Shays' couch] How much is gonna cost to bail her out?

Sam: 2500.

Freddie: Dollars?

Sam: Uh huh.

Freddie: Ooh, girl.

Chumlee (to Gibby): Dude, is there something wrong with your brain?

Gibby: Yeah. Yours?

Chumlee: Yeah.

iBust a Thief

Sam (about her missing laptop): It was a Bat Mitzvah gift from my grandmother.

Freddie: You're not even Jewish.

Sam: [grabs Freddie by the collar & pulls his face up to hers]: You tell my grandma that and I'll break you.

Freddie: [nervously] Shalom!

Carly (to Sam as she destroys Carly's apartment looking for her laptop): I know you wanna find your laptop, but you're kinda destroying my house.

iGoodbye

Note:This episode was an hour long.

[the gang are about to start the last iCarly show]

Freddie: In five, four, three, two...

Carly: I'm Carly!

Sam: I'm Sam! And this is a very special...

Freddie: And I'm Freddie. Yeah, that's right. I interrupted and introduced myself. What are they gonna do, fire me?

Carly: I'm leaving in a few minutes.

Freddie: Yeah, I know. Better not be late, or your dad's gonna be wazzed off.

Carly: You know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight.

Freddie: Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start. Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research on the proper care and feeding of weasels, so... I figured the sooner I get this equipment out of here, the sooner I can take it down to...

[Carly takes his hand and he stops talking. Then she leans in and kisses him. They have an awkward moment afterwards]

Carly: So, I'll get my bags and take them downstairs.

Freddie: Why don't I help you with those bags?

Carly: Yeah, that'd be nice.

[when Carly turns around, Freddie throws his hands victoriously up in the air, knowing he finally succeeded in getting Carly to kiss him]

Carly: I'm Carly.

Sam: I'm Sam.

Carly: And this has been...

Carly and Sam: iCarly.

[Last lines of the series]

Freddie: [voiceover] And... we're clear.

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