⁠⁠⁠Back to the Army again;
⁠⁠'Oo said I knew when the Jumner was due?
⁠⁠⁠I'm back to the Army again!

I carried my slops to the tailor; I sez to 'im, 'None o' your lip!
You tight 'em over the shoulders, an' loose 'em over the 'ip,
For the set o' the tunic's 'orrid.' An' 'e sez to me, 'Strike me dead,
But I thought you was used to the business!' an' so 'e done what I said.

⁠⁠Back to the Army again, sergeant,
⁠⁠⁠Back to the Army again.
⁠⁠Rather too free with my fancies? Wot—me?
⁠⁠⁠I'm back to the Army again!

Next week I'll 'ave 'em fitted; I'll buy me a swagger-cane;