You couldn't pack a Broadwood half a mile—
⁠You mustn't leave a fiddle in the damp—
You couldn't raft an organ up the Nile,
⁠And play it in an Equatorial swamp.
I travel with the cooking-pots and pails—
⁠I'm sandwiched 'tween the coffee and the pork—
And when the dusty column checks and tails,
⁠You should hear me spur the rearguard to a walk!

⁠⁠With my 'Pilly-willy-winky-winky popp!'
⁠⁠⁠[Oh, it's any tune that comes into my head!]
⁠⁠So I keep 'em moving forward till they drop;
⁠⁠⁠So I play 'em up to water and to bed.