224 University of Texas Bulletin

the propogation of the race has become the serious business of life and of Christianity ; and the clergyman — that quint- essence of nonsense done up in long clothes — the clergy- man, the teacher of Christianity, of the Christianity of the New Testament, has his income adjusted to the fact that the human race is active in propagating the race, and gets a little something for each child!

As I said, look about you and you will find that every- thing is as I told you: the change from Heathendom con- sists in everything remaining unchanged but having as- sumed the predicate "Christian."

MODERN RELIGIOUS GUARANTEES

(No. V, 8)

In times long, long past people looked at matters in this fashion: it was demanded of him who would be a teacher of Christianity that his life should be a guarantee for the teachings he proclaimed.

This idea was abandoned long ago, the world having become wiser and more serious. It has learned to set little store by these illiberal and sickly notions of personal re- sponsibility, having learned to look for purely objective ends. The demand is made now of the teacher that his life should guarantee that what he has to say is entertain- ing and dramatic stuff, amusing, and purely objective.

Some examples. Suppose you wanted to speak about Christianity, that is, the Christianity of the New Testa- ment which expresses preference for the single state — and suppose you yourself are unmarried : why, my dear man! you ought not to speak on this subject, because your congre- gation might think that you meant what you said and be- come disquieted, or it might feel insulted that you thus, very improperly, mixed in your own affairs. No, dear sir, it will take a little longer before you are entitled to speak seriously on this matter so as really to satisfy the congregation. Wait till you have buried your first wife and are well along with your second wife : then it will be time for you to stand be- fore your congregation to preach and "bear witness" that