{|width="40%" align=center
|-valign="top"
|width=40%|
|width=60% colspan=2|And that to me will be fun.
|-valign="top"
|Chorus)
|colspan=2|Be fun, be fun, be fun.
|-
| colspan=3|Enter Cook
|-valign="top"
|width=40%|Cook)
|width=60% colspan=2|Here is the bill of fare.
|-valign="top"
|Chloe reads)
|
|2 Ducks, a leg of beef, a stinking partridge, and a
tart.—I will have the leg of beef and the partridge.
exit Cook
And now I will sing another song.
|-valign="top"
|
|colspan=2|I am going to have my dinner,
After which I shan't be thinner,
I wish I had here Strephon
For he would carve the partridge if it should be a tough one.
|-valign="top"
|Chorus)
|colspan=2|Tough one, tough one, tough one
For he would carve the partridge if it
Should be a tough one.
Exit Chloe and Chorus.—
|}
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