Will & Grace (1998-2006, 2017-) is a popular U.S. TV series. The main characters are: Will Truman, a gay attorney; his best friend, Grace Adler, a straight Jewish woman who runs her own interior design firm; Karen Walker, a very rich, alcoholic socialite; and Jack McFarland, an effeminate gay struggling actor. The show takes place in New York City.
Eat, Pray, Love, Phone, Sex [11.01]
- Will: Oh, Karen, hi. Sorry, I must have butt-dialed.
- Karen: Is there anything your people's butts can't do?
- Will: So far, I've yet to be disappointed.
- Karen: Silence! I need everyone's attention, because I've got big boobs... I mean, big news... but then again, look at 'em!
Pappa Mia [11.02]
- Jack: [about Will & McCoy's baby] Wow, lucky kid - having two dads, just like Jesus.
- Will: And she'll have a Mary right across the hall.
- Jack: This one ain't a virgin.
- Jack: I used to love watching the guys play basketball in high school, especially when it was skirts and skins.
- Will: You mean shirts and skins.
- Jack: [pause] No wonder I got beat up so much.
The Chick or the Egg Donor [11.04]
- Karen: There's so much I don't know about baseball. Like, is there a "base-boobs" or "-oral"?
- Jack: It depends. Are we talking gay or straight bases? Because we're dealing with different equipment.
- Will: Hi. I did bring you flowers, but I had to give them to the woman next doorl when I walked in on her. I was guessing which room you were in. I guessed wrong.
- Grace: Every woman loves flowers.
- Will: I don't think she'll like the card about dust bunnies in her uterus.
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