Trouble At School / Visit The Dentist [1.1]

Sister Bear: [to Brother] If you can hold a dinosaur, you can hold a pencil!

Brother Bear: [looks at his work] Even the flu is worse than this!

Brother Bear: Phooey on school! Phooey on Math! Phooey on everything!

Brother Bear: [shows the mark on his test] I told you it was really bad.

Papa Bear: Really bad? Can it get any worse than a zero?

Gramps: Well, it can get worse when you don't tell your parents and don't get on the school bus.

Brother Bear: That's for sure.

Cousin Freddy: I had no idea so many gooey gums can fit into one bag.

Brother Bear: Well, this way I'll have enough to last a while.

Cousin Freddy: A while? You'll have enough to last until next year.

Mama Bear: You'd better make sure you put your tooth under your pillow tonight.

Sister Bear: Why?

Brother Bear: Why? For the tooth fairy, of course.

Sister Bear: No way! This is my first tooth. I'm keeping it!

Mama's New Job / The Mighty Milton [1.2]

Mama Bear: I've got a job! I'm going to start my own quilt-making business!

Papa Bear, Brother Bear and Sister Bear: [together] Huh?!

Sister Bear: No! You can't have them! These are our quilts! Mama made them for us!

Cousin Freddy: If you ask me, Too Tall doesn't think, period.

Go To School / The Week at Grandma's [1.3]

Mama Bear: Oh dear, you've worked yourself into a tizzy!

Sister Bear: Mama, I don't want to go to school, I want to stay home with you! I could help you make pies!

Papa Bear: Did somebody say "pie"? I've got the apples an' Shift Cars. All I need is someone with pie-making know how.

Mama Bear: I have an easy recipe for pie. You've followed recipes before, Papa!

Papa Bear: Uh, but not for pie.......I can't make pies!

Mama Bear: Well, I've got a photo album to find.

Brother Bear: Why are you getting the photo album out, Mama?

Mama Bear: I was just thinking back to when Sister was as worried about going to kindergarten, as she is about going to third grade.

Sister Bear: I loved kindergarten!

Mama Bear: Well, yes. Once you got there you did.

Sister Bear: Miss Honey Bear was really nice, and that's where I met Lizzie, and they had lots of toys, and...

Mama Bear: [chuckles] Yes, yes. That's right, Sister. But you didn't know all those things before you went, you were very worried.

Brother Bear: Do you know what a synonym is?

Sister Bear: [mistakenly believes Brother said "cinnamon"] Uh-huh. It is my favorite spice. Like synonym toast and synonym rolls.

Brother Bear: [he corrects her] That is "cinnamon". I said "synonyms".

Sister Bear: I don't want to go to kindergarten, Mama. I want to stay here with you!

Mama Bear: Sister, I know new things can sometimes be upsetting. But if we don't try them, we don't grow and learn. That's what kindergarten is all about.

Sister Bear: What if the teacher doesn't like me?

Mama Bear: Why wouldn't she like you? You're a very likeable cub!

Brother Bear: Yeah, well most of the time.

Mama Bear: I know Miss Honey Bear will be happy to have you in her kindergarten class.

Sister Bear: But I can't go tomorrow! I'm too busy.

Mama Bear: [gasps] Too busy?

Sister Bear: I promised Brother I'd make a picture.

Brother Bear: You can make me a picture at kindergarten, Sister. They've got lots of paint, and crayons, and every color you can think of.

Sister Bear: But I want to hear my storybooks!

Mama Bear: They have lots of books at kindergarten, too. With stories you haven't heard before.

Sister Bear: I was going to build something with my blocks.

Papa Bear: They have enough blocks to build a castle at kindergarten. That was one of Brother's things about school.

Brother Bear: There's a tub of blocks bigger than you.

Mama Bear: What do you say, Sister? Can you give kindergarten a try?

Mama Bear: And so, you went with Brother on the bus for your first day of school.

Sister Bear: Is it all right if I sit here?

Lizzie: Uh-huh!

[When they got to school, back then]

Miss Honey Bear: Welcome to Bear Country School. My name is Miss Honey Bear, and I'm your new kindergarten teacher! Would you like to come inside and meet your new classmates?

[When it was time for recess, back then]

Mama Bear: [gasps]

Sister Bear: Mama! Why are you here?

Mama Bear: Oh, I just thought I would stop by to see how you were doing.

Sister Bear: I'm having fun! Brother was right, they do have lots of paint colors, more than a hundred!

Mama Bear: [chuckles] Is that right?

Sister Bear: And they do have a big tub of blocks, just like Papa said. Lizzie and I built a giant castle!

Mama Bear: Lizzie?

Sister Bear: Uh-huh! She's my new friend!

Lizzie: New best friend!

Mama Bear: Pleased to meet you, Lizzie!

Lizzie: Hi, we're having recess!

Mama Bear: And what do you do at recess?

Sister Bear: Um, do you know?

Lizzie: This is my first one!

Mama Bear: [chuckles] I'll help you get started! Come on over to the swings and I'll push you.

Sister Bear: OK!

Lizzie: That's a good idea!

Brother Bear: Huh?

Sister Bear: Suitcases?

Mama Bear: So our reservations for Grizzly Mountain Lodge are all set? Thank you so much, see you soon.

Brother Bear: Reservations?

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: We're going on vacation!

Mama Bear: Well, actually, it's a second honeymoon.

Brother Bear: Still sounds like fun.

Sister Bear: Mmmm...especially the honey part.

Papa Bear: I haven't seen these in ages. I wonder if my serve is still...... [grunts] Ow!

Brother Bear: Papa, are you okay?

Sister Bear: Maybe you should just let Brother and me play tennis on the honeymoon.

Brother Bear: And you and Mama can keep score.

Mama Bear: Sorry, sweeties, but honeymoons aren't for cubs. Honeymoons are special trips that couples go on after they get married. It's an old tradition.

Papa Bear: Grizzly Mountain Lodge is where Mama and I went on our first honeymoon.

Brother Bear: But, what about us?

Mama Bear: Well, you're going on a special trip of your own.

Brother Bear: Is it Grizzly World?

Sister Bear: Is it Honeycomb Amusement Park?

Mama Bear: You're going to grandma's.

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Gran's?

Brother Bear: That should do it. Board games, books, yo-yo. I wonder if I should bring my chemistry set.

Sister Bear: I'm bringing puzzles, coloring books, and teddy.

Papa Bear: Beep beep. Coming through! Hey, what's all this doing out here?

Brother Bear: Well, we are going to Gran's for a whole week. We need to keep busy.

Mama Bear: [chuckles] Come on, now. You always have fun at Gran's house without all this stuff!

Brother Bear: When we go for one afternoon, maybe. [whispers to Mama Bear] and Gran and Gramps are, well, old.

Sister Bear: Maybe they'll want to take naps all day.

Papa Bear: [grunts]

Sister Bear: Papa, what about our toys?

Papa Bear: You won't need all those. You're going to have too much fun with Gran and Gramps. I wonder if the lodge still has canoe rides on the lake.

Mama Bear: And live music in the dance hall.

Brother Bear: [sighs] Mama and Papa are going to have all the fun.

Sister Bear: And we're going to have none.

Gran: See you next week. Drive safely.

Mama Bear: Bye.

Papa Bear: Have fun.

Gran: Come on, cubs.

The Trouble With Pets / The Sitter [1.4]

Sister Bear: I want something that is warm and cuddly.

Brother Bear: If you want a pet that's warm and cuddly, you should just get your old blanket.

Sister Bear: Well, if you want a pet that's cold and slimy, you should get some slime.

Mama Bear: Looking after a puppy is a round-the-clock job.

Papa Bear: It isn't something you can just put off until later when it's more convenient.

Too Much TV / Trick or Treat [1.5]

Brother Bear: Give it to me!

Sister Bear: No way! It's my turn to choose!

[The cubs are in the living room trying to get the remote control]

Sister Bear: WE'RE NOT WATCHING BEAR WRESTLING!

Brother Bear: There's no way I'm watching Little Treehouse on the Prairie!

[The two grunt to get the remote]

Mama Bear: [off-screen] OKAY, THAT'S IT!

[The remote falls out of Brother and Sister's hands and flies straight into Mama's hand]

Mama Bear: NO MORE TV FOR A WEEK!

[Mama turns the TV off with the remote control]

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: [after hearing that they are grounded from TV for a week due to the whole family watching too much TV] But, Mama...!

Mama Bear: [tries to get them being used to being grounded from it for a week; and therefore, she cuts off their arguing sentence] No, sir, I mean it.

[Papa enters the living room with sandwiches on the plate as he's ready to watch some of the hockey playoffs]

Sister Bear: Papa, Mama told us we can't watch TV for a whole week.

Papa Bear: Your Mama's got a point. You two cubs have been watching far too much television lately. [The cubs look upset] Now, If you don't mind, I'm just going to catch some of the hockey playoffs. [Mama takes the remote from Papa] Huh?

Mama Bear: [grounds Papa from the TV and he gets no TV for a week too] You too, Papa! [to the whole family] For once, the whole family is going to be TV free!

[This also means the whole family is grounded from TV for a week too]

Papa Bear: [sees a wrestling show while in his workshop] HA! I didn't see that coming!

Mama Bear: [off-screen; as she and the cubs catches Papa from watching TV even though Mama had said, "No TV for a week!"] And you didn't see me coming!

Mama Bear: Rain or no rain! "No TV for a week!", means "No TV for a week!".

Mama Bear: Looks like you skipped Widder Jones' house.

Brother Bear: Yeah. We kinda... did that on purpose.

Brother Bear: [to Mama; talking about Widder Jones] She's a witch!

Skuzz: We're going to put the trick back in Trick or Treating.

Sister Bear: Mama wouldn't be friends with a witch now, would she?

Brother Bear: Hmm, I suppose you're right.

The Trouble With Money / The Double Dare [1.6]

Mama Bear: Sometimes when people are so busy working hard, they can forget about other important things in their lives.

Papa Bear: Even mamas and papas forget about very important things.

Brother Bear: I guess I've been too busy.

Cousin Fred: That's a surprise!

Sister Bear: [been bullied by Too Tall, Smirk and Skuzz] Brother, Brother!

Brother Bear: What's wrong, Sis?

Sister Bear: [about Too Tall and his gang Smirk and Skuzz who stole her jump rope] (Some big cubs) Too Tall and his gang, they took my jump rope! I tried to get it back! But they are still not going to give it to me!

Brother Bear: [angrily about Too-Tall and his gang Smirk and Skuzz who were picking on Sister and stole her jump rope] THREE AGAINST ONE! AND YOU ARE ONLY HALF THEIR SIZE! I CANNOT BELIEVE THOSE GUYS!

Sister Bear: You think you can get it back for me?

Brother Bear: [runs of to the park to find the bullies; Too-Tall, Smirk, and Skuzz] JUST TRY AND STOP ME!

Skuzz: [as Brother Bear tries to cross the log] ONE FALSE MOVE AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A CHILLY SWIM!

Farmer Ben: [after Too Tall and his gang run away] Brother Bear?! What in the Earth are you doing stealing watermelons with Too Tall and his no good gang?!

Brother Bear: [not lying, he tells a story; but a true one] First they dared me...! And then, they double dared me...! AND FINALLY, THEY DEE DOUBLE DARED ME!

Farmer Ben: That dee double dare (by Too Tall and his gang) is so hard to resist.

Brother Bear: [continues his dee-double dare story] I wanted to walk away. But then they called me chicken!

[Brother ends his story, then apologizes to Farmer Ben as he knew he should not have been in his watermelon patch to steal one of the watermelons]

Brother Bear: I am sorry, Farmer Ben.

Farmer Ben: Well, it is okay, Brother Bear. I won't tell your parents about this one watermelon stealing mistake.

Too-Tall: Brother?! You got away with it! And you got the watermelon.

Skuzz: [gives Brother a thumbs up] Way to go.

Smirk: [also gives Brother a thumbs up] You're the man!

Too-Tall: Come on, [off-screen] we're going to have more fun at the Widder Jones' house.

Brother Bear: No way.

Too-Tall: [as he and his gang stops walking] Oh, really? well, I dare you to come with us.

Brother Bear: Not this time.

Too-Tall: [off-screen] Okay, then, [on-screen] I double dare you.

Brother Bear: Nope. Not interested.

Too-Tall: [teases Brother] What the matter? Chicken?

[Smirk and Skuzz are miming like chickens]

Brother Bear: I'm not chicken, and I'm not a sheep either.

Too-Tall: Okay Brother...! I DEE DOUBLE DARE YOU TO COME WITH US TO THE WIDDER JONES'S HOUSE!

[In the spite of being dee-double dared by Too-Tall and his gang, after considering the consequences, he still says "No" and walks home. Because he discovers that there are consequences if he follows Too-Tall and the gang to the Widder Jones's house]

Brother Bear: [to Too-Tall] That stuff may have worked before, but it won't (ever again) now! [then, knowing about the consequences, he heads back to the treehouse] See you later. I'm going home.

[Farmer Ben comes out of the bushes. He is going to come over and talk to Too-Tall, Smirk and Skuzz about the dee-double dare incident which they just put on Brother when they and Brother invaded his watermelon patch]

Farmer Ben: [to Too-Tall and his gang about the watermelon patch] Too Tall...! IF I CATCH YOU OR ANY OF YOUR GANG IN MY WATERMELON PATCH AGAIN, YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA HEAR FROM ME! NOW GET ON HOME!

Smirk: We're...! We're sorry, Farmer Ben.

Skuzz: Thank you, Farmer Ben. It...! It is never going to happen again.

Too-Tall: Please don't tell our parents...!

[Too-Tall, Smirk, and Skuzz turn their backs and run after promising Farmer Ben that it never again is going to happen; as they heard the warning from Farmer Ben. They scream and run away]

Farmer Ben: [chuckles] Those cubs make my chickens look tough. [chuckles]

[But suddenly, Too-Tall and his gang return, this time with guns in their hands]

Farmer Ben: [last words before his death] What the heck?! Didn't I tell you guys to get lost? And why are you carrying guns?

Too-Tall: Nice try, but it's Brother who should be accused of robbing your watermelons, not us!

Smirk: Yeah! We heard that he confessed!

[Too-Tall and his boys point their guns at Farmer Ben and start shooting. Meanwhile, Brother is heading home until he hears some guns shooting]

Brother Bear: Huh? What in the the...?!

[Too-Tall, Smirk and Skuzz keep shooting at Farmer Ben until they stop shooting. The scene pans to Farmer Ben who has been shot to death thanks to Too-Tall and the gang]

Brother Bear: [finds Farmer Ben who has been killed by the Too-Tall gang] Farmer Ben?

[Farmer Ben dies]

Brother Bear: You monsters! You killed him! I gotta get Mama and Papa for help!

Too-Tall: Not if we tell them that you’re the thief!

[Back at the treehouse]

Brother Bear: Mama, Papa, Farmer Ben is dead!

Mama Bear and Papa Bear: WHAT?!

[Too-Tall and his gang arrives at the treehouse]

Too-Tall: Yes! It’s Brother who stole the watermelons and got the farmer killed. Kill him!

Mama Bear: Now hold on! I’m not killing my cub for this.

Papa Bear: Yeah, it’s clear that you boys are behind all of this. I’m getting the police!

[Papa then gets his phone and calls 911]

Papa Bear: Hello? This is Papa Bear. Too-Tall and his boys have not only killed Farmer Ben, but also framed our cub for theft. Can you do something about it? Okay, thank you. Bye.

[The cops then arrived at the treehouse ready to take Too-Tall and his gang to prison]

Cop: You boys are under arrest for the murder of Farmer Ben! As for the thief, you are also under arrest!

Brother Bear: WHAT?!

Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Sister Bear: NO!

Cop: All of you guys are in deep trouble right now. Get in the police car!

Mama Bear: Wait! Brother didn't steal anything!

Papa Bear: Yes, he was trying to tell the truth!

Sister Bear: And what about my jump rope?

Brother Bear: [takes the jump rope out of his pocket] Here, Sister, take it.

Sister Bear: Thank you.

Cop: That may be true, but would a cub steal a watermelon from a farmer and then kill him?!

Mama Bear: You did what?!

Papa Bear: Why, Brother, why?

Sister Bear: Why would you help Too-Tall steal a watermelon and then kill Farmer Ben?

Brother Bear: I’m sorry! But I didn't kill him, and I don't have a gun!

Papa Bear: Please, officer, don't take our son to jail! He didn't murder Farmer Ben and he has no deadly weapons. It was the Too-Tall gang who got real weapons in their hands.

Cop: You people can whine and complain all day, it’s your son who joined a gang and started this fiasco. Now get in the police car or I will tase you!

Brother Bear: HELP ME!

[Mama, Papa and Sister shield brother which makes the cops very angry]

Cop: Move aside, or I will not just tase you, but bust you for helping a criminal!

Papa Bear: You wanna arrest my son? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me first!

Mama Bear and Sister Bear: And me!

Cop: Very well then, arrest them all!

[The police quickly tase Papa, Mama and Sister and take them into custody as Brother watches in horror]

Cop: Now for the last time, put your hands behind your back right now!

Brother Bear: I gotta get out here!

[Brother quickly escapes with the police chasing him through Bear Country until he hides at a bakery]

Cop #1: Damnit, we lost him.

Cop #2: Guess we’ll have to try something else.

[Seeing that the coast is clear, Brother runs to Gran and Gramps for help, and after explaining to them what happened, they were shocked]

Gramps: Oh my! That’s terrible!

Gran: Hey! You better check this out.

[In Gramps and Gran's house, Gramps, Gran and Brother watch a news report on television]

News Anchor: We have breaking news. Today, a murder has Bear Country reeling in shock. The victim, Farmer Ben was gunned down in cold blood by a gang of boys. Police have taken them into custody, but are still tracking down the fourth suspect who is described as a bear cub wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Earlier, police have arrested the suspect’s family who have believed to be involved in the plot of Farmer Ben's murder all over the theft of a watermelon. Residents are urged not to make contact with the killer as he is considered armed, and extremely dangerous. If you see this person, please contact the police department. Thank you, this is Brian Simpson, singing off.

[Gramps, Gran and Brother are super shocked about the news report]

Gran: Oh-no! This can’t be!

[Just then, a swat team arrives at Gramps and Gran’s house armed and ready to arrest Brother]

Swat Team Member: [on megaphone] This is the Bear Country police department. Come out with your hands in the air.

Gramps: Wait here. I’m gonna try to sort this out. [steps out the door] Listen, don’t you know that our grandson would never do such a thing like that? He is just only a cub.

Swat Team Member: [on megaphone] That’s very touching, old man. But we’re here for the troublemaker now move aside or we’ll arrest you.

Gramps: [to Brother] Run.

[Brother exits out of Gramps and Gran's house and runs away. The swat team comes as Gramps and Gran gasp. Outside, Brother runs to Cousin Freddy's house to hide until he finds a turquoise portal in the woods. Brother sees that a police car is behind him and the police had found him. Brother quickly jumps into the portal before the cops could catch him, the portal takes Brother to the bathroom in Bubble Martin's home from an Elmo's World episode, Bath Time]

Brother Bear: Wh... what? Where am I? What is this?

[Brother sees Bubbles Martin singing "Everybody Wash"]

Bubbles Martin: Oh, hi there! Bubbles Martin here! I didn't see you, but it seems that you can have a bath with me! Wanna hop in? I think I like you after all.

Brother Bear: Umm... no thanks. You see, there's a group of cops who were after me and they think I'm the thieving murderer. But I didn't murder Farmer Ben! It was Too-Tall, Smirk and Skuzz who murder him! And I must find a place to hide before they show up!

Bubbles Martin: Well, why don't you hide behind the tub? It will help you.

Brother Bear: Okay. [hides behind the bathtub]

Bubbles Martin: [scrubs her knees with a bath brush] Scrub, scrub, scrub!

Brother Bear: Oh, boy.

[Back at Bear Country, the police keep searching but they still couldn’t find Brother. But one cop finds a portal and knows that Brother is in Bubble Martin's home]

Cop #1: Hey, you guys, I think he's in here.

Cop #2: Let us take a look.

[The cops search inside the portal and only find Bubbles Martin who was taking a bath in the bathtub]

Bubbles Martin: Hey there, guys! I'm taking a bath. Wanna hop in? I think I might like one of you!

Cop #2: No thank you, we're looking for the suspect!

Cop #3: Yeah, he's wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Have you seen him?

Bubbles Martin: Well, I simply didn't see him, I was only singing "Everybody Wash".

Cop #2: [holding a taser gun] DON'T LIE TO US!' Where... is... the suspect?!

Bubbles Martin: I told you, I don't see him!

Back outside, the police keep searching but they still couldn’t find brother and so they decided to call off the search Cop: he’s not here. Cop: we might as well head back to the station. Hopefully when I find this son of a bitch, I’m gonna shoot him hard. The police head back and brother, sensing that the coast is clear returns later on, brother, upset and crying heads to the police station to seek help from detective smith Detective Smith: Don't cry, I'm sure you weren't involved in this. Cop: hey! the killer is in this station! arrest him! The cops rush to arrest brother, guns drawn, but detective smith stops them Detective smith: Hold everything! No one is taking him to jail! Just then, the chief appears out of his office, hearing all of the commotion Chief: What is going on here?! Cop: Thank god you're here, chief. this kid was the one who murdered farmer ben with the help of some boys. Chief: Now hold on. We're not charging him for a crime he did not commit! Cop: but he... Chief: Stand down, officer grayson. Officer grayson and the other cops put their weapons down Chief: all of you in my office, NOW! the officers go inside to get disciplined for their actions Detective smith: well brother, let's get your family out. detective smith opens the jail cell to let mama, papa, sister, gramps and gran out and they happily hug brother for his bravery Too-tall: Hey! what about us? Detective smith: Alright. you guys can go. just stay out of trouble, OK? detective smith opens the other jail cell and too-tall and his gang are set free Mama bear: C'mon, let's go home!

Narrator: and so, after being cleared of the murder of farmer Ben, brother and his family are happily reunited. Back at the police station, officer Michael grizzly Grayson was fired after investigators have discovered that he gave too tall and his gang a gun that was used to kill farmer Ben and frame brother for the crime. Now out of a job, he plans to seek revenge on brother. A couple weeks later, a funeral was held for farmer Ben. As brother and sister look on the happiest days they enjoyed with farmer Ben until it was shattered by cold blood.

Out For The Team / Count Their Blessings [1.7]

Brother Bear: Why did Sister sign up for baseball tryouts anyway? Why couldn't she be good at something else? Baseball is my game, not hers.

Papa Bear: Well, Mama. It feels good to have raised two star athletes!

Mama Bear: It sure does, Papa.

Papa Bear: [to Mama] You're talking to yourself. [chuckles] That's not a good sign.

Mama Bear: You're right. I'm being silly!

Mama Bear: Listen to yourselves. All you EVER do is complain about what you don't have.

Papa Bear: What about being thankful for all the things you have?

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Huh?

Mama Bear: It's called counting your blessings.

The Slumber Party / The Homework Hassle [1.8]

Queenie: Did I hear you say you're having a slumber party? Can I come?

Lizzie: Sure, what's one more.

[That night, the Bruins have called the other cubs's parents. Sister's friends and Too-Tall and his gang are sent home. The angry and disappointed parents arrive to take the other girls home; including Mama on Sister]

Mama Bear: Sister, I am so angry and disappointed!

[The scene cuts back to the treehouse]

Mama Bear: You are grounded young lady! One day in your room and one full week in the house!

[Sister sadly walks upstairs to her bedroom. She is grounded and sent to bed. She's grounded; doubly grounded. She has to spend one day in her bedroom and one full week or possibly a month, a year, a decade, a century, or a millennium in the treehouse. In other words: "She is grounded; one day in her room and grounded indefinitely in the treehouse"]

Papa Bear: [as now Mama is in with a cup of tea] That bad. Huh?

Mama Bear: [tells Papa what happened as if he had seen the Bruins's living room] You should have seen the place! Popcorn stuck to everything, soda spills all over the carpet, and furniture knocked this way and that! It was an absolute disgrace! And everything that I said about privilege and responsibility! In one ear and out the other!

Papa Bear: She did what?! Why that no good little motherfucker! Where is SHE?!

Mama Bear: She is in her room. You're not gonna do something nasty are you?

Papa Bear: Hell yeah! Let me show you how to properly punish a cub!

[Papa angrily calls Sister downstairs to give her a brutal punishment]

Papa Bear: SISTER BEAR!!! GET THE FUCK DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

Mama Bear: [glares at Papa] Papa, what did Gramps and Gran say about swearing? It is very rude.

Papa Bear: Shut up! That bitch sister needs to be taught a lesson.

[Sister comes downstairs to the kitchen]

Sister Bear: Yes, Papa?

Papa Bear: Sister, how fucking dare you go to a sleepover and destroy the Bruins' living room along with the other goddamn girls! That’s it! It’s time for your punishment beating!

[Papa rushes to beat up Sister]

Sister Bear: [last words before her death] Ow, ow, ow! Stop it, Papa!

Papa Bear: Never! You will die so badly! [resumes beating up Sister]

Brother Bear: Whoa! What are you doing to Sister?!

Mama Bear: Brother, stay in the bedroom.

Papa Bear: No Brother! Stay here, cause your sister had caused chaos at a sleepover and now she must pay!

[Brother gulps in horror, at the Bruin's house, Mrs. Bruin and Mr. Bruin waves goodbye to Lizzie's babysitter, Cindy as she heads home to take a shower after what Sister, Lizzie and the other girls do to her. Then Mrs. Bruin and Mr. Bruin have a word with Lizzie about the slumber party]

Mr. Bruin: Well, you really had to set up a sleepover without our permission. We cannot believe what you did!

Mrs. Bruin: That's it, you're grounded for 5 days. No more hosting sleepovers for the rest of you life!

Lizzie: I'm sorry, Mom and Dad....

[Just then, the phone rang and Lizzie picks it up]

Lizzie: Hello?

Papa Bear: You son of a bitch! How dare you invite my cub to your party and wreck the joint! That's it, once I'm done with Sister, I'm coming for you and the other girls!

Lizzie: Oh-no! We have to do something about it!

[Back at the treehouse, Papa keeps beating up Sister as Mama and Brother try to stop him]

Mama Bear: Stop this already!

Brother Bear: You’re gonna kill her!

Papa Bear: Back off! I’m trying to teach her a lesson!

Mama Bear: By beating her up?! What kind of father would lash out his anger at a cub all because of the mess that happened at Lizzie’s house?!

[Just then, Papa stops hitting and Sister is beaten to death]

Brother Bear: Sister?

[Sister is now dead]

Mama Bear: No, no, no! Sister! [glares at Papa] You maniac! You killed her!

Brother Bear: Why would you do this to her?!

Mama Bear: Oh, Sister... [to Papa] That's it! I'm calling the police to take you to jail! And I’m divorcing you!

Papa Bear: Uh....! [flees away]

Mama Bear: Hey, where are you going?

[Papa opens the front door and runs away]

Brother Bear: Hey, Mama, do you know where Papa is going?

Mama Bear: I don't know, but Sister is beaten to death because of Papa.

Brother Bear: Oh-no. Now what are going to do?

Mama Bear: We have to find out where Papa is going too, and when we find him, we'll tell the police about this. Now come on, let's go!

[Brother follows Mama; but stares sadly at the deceased Sister]

Brother Bear: I'm... sorry, Sister.

[Later, the scene cuts to where Mama and Brother quickly locate Papa who is at the Bruin's house armed and ready to kill Lizzie]

Mama Bear: You call the police, I’ll try to keep him busy.

[Brother quickly calls 911 while Mama tries to reason with the killer]

Mama Bear: You’re not getting away with this! I should have never married you in the first place!

Papa Bear: So?! It’s Sister's fault and besides, this wouldn’t have happened if Lizzie had invited her to the sleepover just to fuck it up!

Mama Bear: It’s technically our fault. We should have been more responsible for our cub, until you decided to serve her a deadly punishment! What kind of a father would do something like that?!

Papa Bear: Be quiet, just be quiet! I’m the law here and I'll punish anybody, and I want now move aside!

[Papa keeps banging on the house door]

Papa Bear: Open this damn door right now!

Lizzie: Never! Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

Mr. Bruin: She's right, we will not let kill our daughter.

[In the Bruin's house, Mr. Bruin and Mrs. Bruin tells Lizzie to run while they hold off Papa. Lizzie heard her parents and run upstairs to hide]

Papa: Oh, you've been warned Mr and Mrs. Bruin, and I mean it!

Mama Bear: Papa, stop this unruly nonsense or we'll tell the police about this!

Papa Bear: Shut up! Just shut up!

[In the bathroom of the Bruin's house, Luna and Clyde the ferret from Earth to Luna! appears. Luna is towel clothing while talking to the mirror before showering]

Luna: [talking to the mirror] Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the most curious of them all?

Clyde: Mmm-mmm.

[The next scene shows the shower head being turned on as Luna begins to shower. Meanwhile, Lizzie went to find a place to hide from Papa until she finds steam in the bathroom. She opens the bathroom door and closes it until she finds Luna humming while showering]

Lizzie: Huh?

[In the hallways, Luna's little brother; Jupiter is towel clothing too as he's ready for a shower too]

Jupiter: Mommy says when you're done, it will be my turn to have a shower.

Lizzie: Can you hurry up already? There is a mean bear named Papa who wants to kill me.

Clyde: Hmm?

[Back outside, Papa continues banging on Lizzie’s house door until he gives up]

Papa Bear: [panting madly] If you won't open the door for me, I would have to use the other door!

Mama Bear and Brother Bear: NO!

[Papa tackles the other door and goes inside]

Mrs. Bruin: How did you do that?!

Papa Bear: [roars in frustration] WHERE IS SHE?!

[Back in the bathroom, Luna is just finished showering and dries her hair with a yellow towel. Then she talks to the mirror once again but this time, it's all foggy and shower steamed]

Luna: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the most... [sees the mirror all blurry and foggy] most... [rubs her eyes] most blurry of them all? What's is happening here?

Lizzie: I think it's from the steam of the hot water.

Luna: Huh? Who said that?

Lizzie: It was me.

[Luna and Clyde gasp and begin to freak out as Lizzie looks concerned. In the living room downstairs, Papa heard Luna and Clyde yelling from the upstairs bathroom to think that is Lizzie's yell]

Papa Bear: Ah-ha! I knew you're in here, Lizzie! And I'm coming to get you! [runs to the bathroom]

Jupiter: Luna, what's going on? Why are you screaming? Is someone in there?

Papa Bear: [pushes Jupiter] Out to my, little boy. I'm going to finish Lizzie once and for all!

Jupiter: What?

Mama Bear: Stop right there, Papa!

Jupiter: Huh?

Brother Bear: [as he, Mama and the Bruins run upstairs] Yeah, you leave Lizzie alone and we mean it!

Papa Bear: Would you all shut up so I can defeat Lizzie?!

[Papa opens the bathroom door and finds Lizzie in there with Luna and Clyde]

Papa Bear: There you are!

Lizzie, Luna and Clyde: AAAHHH!

[Papa pulls out a knife as he perpares to finish off Lizzie]

Luna: What in the...?!

Papa Bear: Alright, Lizzie Bruin. It's time for you to die after you invited my cub and the other girls for a sleepover of shit!

Lizzie: Huh, I wish you could stab me to death, cause I will not let you do that to me!

Papa Bear: Wh... what do you mean?

[Clyde snatches the knife out of Papa's hand and throws it out of the window. The knife breaks through the glass window and landed on the grassy ground of the Bruin's front yard. Outside the front yard, Detective Grizzly Smith and his team of officers arrived just in time]

Detective Smith: Alright listen up! this bear has murdered his daughter in cold blood and now he's seeking vengeance against the neighbors next door. We don't stop until this killer is captured. Got it?

Cops: Sir, yes, sir!

Detective Smith: Okay, let's go inside!

Cop: Sir, wait! I think I found something. It must be a knife!

Lizzie: It is a knife! And guess what? Papa had found me, the girl and the ferret!

[Papa grabs Lizzie and starts attacking her. Clyde shows up and tells the cops to get upstairs to the bathroom to stop Papa from trying to kill Lizzie]

Detective Smith: Okay, we're going inside right now!

[Detective Smith and the cops head inside the Bruin's house. Back in the bathroom, Papa wrestles Lizzie with his own hands as Mama, Brother, Luna, Jupiter and the Bruins watch in horror]

Papa Bear: Lizzie, when you're completely dead, you will been in hell!

Lizzie: I will never die you know! [to the others] Help me, please! Papa is about to end me!

Papa Bear: Shut up, you idiot! Once I'm done with you, I'll kill everyone else! And so will the girls that you just invited! [grunts as he continues wrestling Lizzie]

Lizzie: Help! Anybody help me! Please! I don't want to end up dying!

Mr. Bruin: Don't worry, Lizzie! Your mother and I will save you!

Detective Smith: [off-screen] Wait!

[Everyone turned their heads as they all see that Detective Smith and the authorities marching up the stairs to stop Papa from trying to end Lizzie's life]

Luna: Who exactly are you?

Detective Smith: No questions, little girl. [to the others] Step aside, we have to stop this mean bear.

[Papa keeps wrestling Lizzie until he sees that Detective Smith and the authorities came to arrest him]

Lizzie: Oh, thank goodness you're here. Quick, set me free!

[A cop grabs Lizzie from Papa and Lizzie was free]

Papa Bear: Hey! I saw her first and she must pay!

Cop #1: Nice try, you jerk!

[The other cops rushes to Papa and begins wrestling him]

Papa Bear: Oh...! Hey! Let go of me! Let me go I say!

[Papa tries to wiggle free, but one cop tases Papa with a taser barb]

Papa Bear: OW! Take this, nigger!

[Papa removes the taser barb and scratches the officer's face]

Cop #2: OW!

Papa Bear: How do you like it, huh?!

One cop tries to hit papa with a baton, but papa takes the baton and strikes back just then, detective smith arrives and tackles the killer to the ground

Detective smith: I got you now you son of a bitch!

Papa: get off me!

Detective smith: you’re under arrest for murder. Let’s go.

As the detective escorts papa out of the house and into a police car, one officer sees lizzy badly wounded

Cop: oh crap, we need a medic, damnit!

Mama Bear: [reads the letter that she got out from Brother's backpack which is from his teacher; Teacher Bob] "Dear Parent, I regret to inform you...!"

[Mama reads it. By reading the letter, Brother has fallen too far behind in his homework, and the letter orders Mama or Papa to call Teacher Bob as it says, "Please call me". Then to Papa after she hears from the letter that Brother is falling behind in his homework. Papa takes the letter from Mama and he reads it too]

Mama Bear: [to Papa after he reads the letter from Brother's teacher] Well Papa, you and I better have a talk with our cub!

Papa Bear: Agree.

[Mama and Papa find Brother who was talking to Cousin Freddy on the walkie takie and not doing his homework]

Papa Bear: Hey son! We have a bone to pick with you!

Beaky Buzzard: [off-screen] Hey, did someone say "bone"? [on-screen] I sure hope you would bring me some lunch, cause I'm starving!

Papa Bear: WHAT THE...?! WOULD YOU GET LOST?! I'M TALKING TO MY SON!

[Beaky Buzzard leaves the treehouse]

Papa Bear: Brother, we have something to say to you.

Brother Bear: Not now! I'm talking to Cousin Freddy.

Papa Bear: WELL, FUCK THIS!

[Papa snatches the walkie talkie out of Brother's hand and throws it out of the window]

Brother Bear: What the heck?!

Papa Bear: First of all, how dare you say "heck" in front of me! And second, mind explaining about this letter we got from your teacher?!

Brother Bear: [as Papa hands him the letter] Huh? [takes the letter and reads it] "Dear Parent, I regret to inform you...

Papa Bear: [becomes crossed] Well?

Brother Bear: I'm sorry, it's just I'm helping a friend out with something.

Sister Bear: Like playing video games?

Brother Bear: No!

Mama Bear: Okay, let's settle down and try to solve this problem correctly. Brother, just tell us what were you doing that made you skip on your homework, Okay?

Brother Bear: Okay, the reason I ditched my homework is because I've been very busy lately.

Papa Bear: YOU DID WHAT? What kind of a son would goof off on his homework just to enjoy his free time, huh?

Sister Bear: At least I did mine and I'm a much better student.

Brother Bear: Hey, that ain't fair!

Mama Bear: Sister please, your father and I are chatting with Brother.

Sister Bear: Sorry.

Brother Bear: The point is, I tried to do it but it's very hard!

Papa Bear: You know, you got us puzzled but I can't believe that our son of a bitch like you was fucking around and not focused on schoolwork! And besides. if you did a little bit of homework every day, it wouldn't pile you to a mountain of work! [shows Brother the rest of his untouched homework] And that is what you have here!

Brother Bear: Oh!

Mama Bear: Papa is right. I am afraid that until you are caught up, there are going to have to be some changes.

Brother Bear: Like what?

Papa Bear: [about what the changes are going to be on Brother until he catches up. It is up to him and his homework until he is all caught up] Like no more music, no more TV, no more talking on the phone.

Brother Bear: And what about video games, Papa? [gulps]

Papa Bear: And no more video games and furthermore, until you caught up with your homework!

Brother Bear: But you do not understand that's going to take forever!

Papa Bear: Then you better get started with that homework! And if I see you slacking off again, I will punish you even more!

Brother Bear: Huh, I wish you could do that to me right now, cause I'm leaving!

[Brother jumps off the couch and exits the living room as heads outside]

Papa Bear: Hey, where the hell are you going?!

Brother Bear: I'm going outside to see the sunlight and smell the fresh air for the final time.

Mama Bear: What?

Papa Bear: YOU GET BACK HERE, MISTER AND I MEAN IT!

[Brother doesn't listen. He just slams the door shut as he runs away from home which angers Papa as he heads outside to find him]

[The scene cuts to where Brother is at Gramps and Gran's house]

Brother Bear: [about the "no anything"; which means he gets no TV, no video games, no movies, no talking on the phone, no boom box, no popcorn, no rollerblading, no soccer and no sports of any kind until he's all caught up with his homework] And now I can't watch TV nor play video games nor do anything. Not until I get caught up with my homework.

Gramps: That does not sound unreasonable to me.

Brother Bear: But Papa does not understand! I'm never going to catch up!

Gran: I know that the situation seems terrible right now. But you're going to catch up.

Gramps: You're right. [begins a story of when Papa was a cub who also fell behind with his homework when he was still in school] Just like your father did.

Brother Bear: What do you mean?

Gramps: The same thing which happened to him when he was younger.

Gran: Of course, there was no television back then.

Brother Bear: No TV at that time?!

Gramps: Oh no! But we had radio instead. We still have it. But radio was like TV at that time. In those days you could listen to fantastic stories every night.

[The flashback shows to when Papa was a cub. And he listened to radio shows while he did his homework]

Gran: [narrating] And Papa loved to listen to the radio. He did it while he was doing his homework. His favorite radio show was "Jet Bear George of the Space Frontier".

Gramps: [narrating] Only, the more interested he became with the radio, the further he fell behind in his schoolwork.

[As Papa as the cub is listening to the radio, his father Gramps turns off the radio. Gramps takes away Papa's radio privilege until Papa catches up with his homework. He tells Papa to catch up with his homework; just as Papa did to Brother earlier when Brother became interested with music, TV, talking on the phone and video games. In the flashback, the changes on Papa as a cub turns out that there is going to be no more radio and no more talking on the phone until he catches up with his homework. So Papa in frustration but not crying nor arguing, gets to his homework in the spite of the radio being off]

Gramps: [narrating] And I made sure he got it done. I clamped down on him the way how he has been clamping down on you.

[The story finishes and goes back to the present day. This story is to teach Brother how he is going to catch up on his homework]

Brother Bear: Maybe Papa does understand. [about his homework; even though he has the remainder of the "no anything" until he catches up with his homework] And I guess that I have not been doing a good job with keeping up on my homework.

Gramps: The worst thing that you can do with your homework is put it off until later.

Gran: Of course. It's called "procrastination".

Brother Bear: Pro-crast-a-what?

Gran: Procrastination. That means "putting off a job until tomorrow". It's when you know that a job should be done today.

Gramps: You're right. So from then on, Papa buckled down and did his homework every day. And (even though he had no radio ever for falling behind with his homework, even though he was grounded from it forever), when he did his homework, he became a much better student.

[So Papa when he was a cub could never again be on the radio and furthermore. But even though he had the no radio and "no anything" forever or in other words "in the spite of being grounded forever", he did his homework and became a much better student]

Brother Bear: I understand, Gramps. But how am I ever going to be caught up?

Gramps: You may ask Teacher Bob to give you a catch up period. I think he should go along with that. He is a pretty good guy.

Brother Bear: That's a good idea. But the first thing that I must do is go home and get some of it done today.

Gramps: That's the spirit.

Brother Bear: [remembers how Papa did it when he was a cub from Gran and Gramps's said flashback] If Papa was able to do it, so can I.

[Just then, Papa arrives at his parents' house to collect Brother]

Papa Bear: BROTHER BEAR!! You get your fucking ass back home and do your damn homework!

[Gramps and Gran gasps of what Papa said]

Brother Bear: Papa, quit yelling at me and stop swearing in front of Gramps and Gran!

Gramps: Brother's right, son. We told you a long time not to swear!

Gran: And you did it once again!

Papa Bear: Look, I came here to pick up my son. What’s the big deal?!

Brother Bear: The deal is that I’ll do my homework right now! That’s the lesson I learned from Gramps and Gran.

Papa Bear: Alright then, let’s go back to the treehouse. And when you are fucking done, you’ll go straight to your bedroom. You’re grounded for running away and starting a argument with me!

Brother Bear: Well, ground this!

[Brother rushes to grab Papa and throw him to the ground and the two start fighting as Gramps and Gran watch in horror]

Papa Bear: You will not dishonor this family!

Brother Bear: I wasn't! I said that Gramps and Gran gave me an advice!

[The fight continues as Brother scratches Papa's face which angers him and he viciously pummels his son with hard hits]

Papa Bear: Take this, you monster! And this!

Brother Bear: Ow, ow! Hey! Stop it, Papa! St... stop it! Gramps, Gran, help me!

Gramps: Hey, son! Look!

Papa Bear: Not now, Gramps.

Gramps: [off-screen] No, [on-screen] look! The police is here and they're standing behind you!

Papa Bear: WHAT?! [stops punching Brother] What do mean the police is standing behind me?

Gran: [points at the police] Look.

Papa: can I help you boys?

Cop: we got a call about some domestic violence all over a homework. Do you mind explaining to us?

Mama and sister show up

Papa: well it’s my troublemaking nigger ass son who did not do his damn homework! Cuff him!

Brother: you’re kidding! I got help from gramps and grab until this prick showed up.

The Talent Show / The Haunted Lighthouse [1.9]

Teacher Bob: I believe that everyone has a special talent, but sometimes it can take a little help to find out what it is.

Brother Bear: [to Too-Tall] You want to be in the talent show?

Cousin Fred: Does having the hairiest knuckles count as a talent?

Too-Tall: Very funny.

Brother Bear: Hey! there's something outside!

Papa Bear: Huh?

Mama Bear: Huh?

[They all look outside the window]

Brother Bear: Really, something was there! I saw it! It was glowing.

Mama Bear: [laughs] My guess would be it was your glowing imagination.

Sister Bear: This looks like a job for...

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: The Bear Detectives.

Brother Bear: We knew you were special, Captain Salt.

Sister Bear: You just needed to know it too.

The Birthday Boy / The Green-Eyed Monster [1.10]

Lizzie: Maybe you can make a movie about Brother.

Sister Bear: What's so special about him? He's just a brother.

Papa Bear: Basketballs weren't made to be gift wrapped.

Mama Bear: Showing someone how you feel about them can be the greatest gift of all.

Papa Bear: And you don't even have to wrap it.

Papa Bear: Your car is running, Mr. Bruin.

Mr. Bruin: Yes, I guess I should be happy it's running at all.

Mama Bear: No, Mr. Bruin, he means it's running away!

Sister Bear: Is the green-eyed monster still knocking, Papa?

Papa Bear: Yep, but I won't let him in.

Green-Eyed Monster: [to Sister] Don't you think it's not fair that Brother gets the pretty bike and you get an old bike?!

Sister Bear: [riding on Brother's bicycle] I knew this bike wasn't too big for me!

The Baby Chipmunk / The Wishing Star [1.11]

Sister Bear: All Brown Eyes does is eat and sleep.

Mama Bear: Well, that's what babies do. When they aren't eating and sleeping, ...

Sister Bear: [giggles] They're sleeping and eating.

Mama Bear: Exactly.

Mama Bear: They say the first star you see at night you can make a wish on. That's why it's called the wishing star.

Papa Bear: It's really amazing how hard work and determination can magically give you what you deserve.

Get the Gimmies / Lost In A Cave [1.12]

Mama Bear: Now, remember what I said in the car. We are only buying groceries, not toys or treats. Is that understood?

Papa Bear: Yeah, so no fooling around, or you’re grounded.

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Okay.

Brother Bear: I want one of those rings, Mama.

Sister Bear: I want some stickers.

Mama Bear: Now what did I just tell you on the way here?

Brother Bear: I do not know.

Sister Bear: I forget.

Mama Bear: [reminds the cubs for the first time about not buying toys nor treats] That we are not here to buy toys or treats.

Brother Bear: Damnit.

Papa Bear: Brother, please watch your mouth. You know we don't swear in public.

Brother Bear: Sorry, Papa.

[When both Brother and Sister make a fuss over about the chocolate covered marshmallow bears. They begin to get the gimmies about it too]

Mama Bear: [reminds the cubs for the second time about not buying toys nor treats] You know the answer. Now put those back.

Sister Bear: Come on, seriously?!

Mama Bear: Yes, Sister. Now please behave before anyone sees us.

Brother Bear: Fuck this shit!

[Brother and Sister angrily slam the chocolate marshmallow bears to the ground which somewhat caught the attention of various shoppers and the manger who did not like that]

Papa Bear: Hey! what's the big idea slamming shit on the floor?!

Brother Bear: I swear, this shopping is going to be very lame.

Sister Bear: Yeah, really lame.

Papa Bear: Whatever, let's focus on the job before you get us busted.

Manager: [talking to himself] Something tells me that this is going to get ugly....

Brother Bear: Wow! Neat! Glow in the dark flyers! This would be lots of fun to play with it at night. Can I get it?

Mama Bear: No. I told you not more than ten minutes ago.

Sister Bear: Mama? Papa? Can I get this?

Papa Bear: An apple? Sure.

Sister Bear: Thanks!

Papa Bear: Oh, careful now, you'll bruise it!

Sister Bear: It's not a real apple, Papa, it's bouncy fruit. Neat, huh? They've got bouncy oranges and bouncy pears and bouncy bananas.

Brother Bear: Hey, if Sister can have bouncy fruit, then I can have this.

[Mama takes the toys and reminds them for the third time about not buying toys nor treats]

Mama Bear: Now listen, you two! It's not your birthday, and it's not Christmas, and it's not Give Your Cubs A Treat Day (either)! So you go and put these toys back right now!

[Brother and Sister angrily put the toys back on the shelf]

Papa Bear: Give your cubs a treat day? I never heard of that holiday before. When is that?

Mama Bear: There is no appearance of a plan. But the way Brother and Sister carry on, you thought it was every day of the year.

Papa Bear: Yeah, so halt this shitty ass behavior or I'll spank you in public.

Manager: [clears his throat; to Papa] No swearing in the supermarket please. You know it is very rude to do such a thing like that.

[Mama and Papa notice Brother and Sister looking at the toy cats and they remind them for the fourth and final time about not buying toys nor treats]

Papa Bear: Stop right there! I ain’t buying that shit for you!

[The other shoppers and the manager gasp of what Papa said to Brother and Sister]

Manager: Oh my!

Mama Bear: Easy there, Papa. Although, he is right.

Brother Bear: But that was when we were getting our groceries. So we're finished now.

Sister Bear: And look at how cute they are!

Papa Bear: And we said "No!" So stop this, or your asses will be grounded when we head back to the treehouse!

Brother Bear: Come on, we only wanted a rubber cat so please give it to us!

Papa Bear: NO WAY!

Sister Bear: Please, please, please! Give us a rubber cat!

Mama Bear: Don't do it, please!

[The cubs keep fussing about the rubber cats and wreaking havoc outside of the supermarket, despite various warnings from Mama and Papa. And not only it upsets the other shoppers, but the manager who is very angry]

Manager: [angrily] You guys are officially banned from this supermarket because of your cubs' unruly behavior! [to Papa] And you are banned because you cursed in front of all of us! Get out before I call the police!

Papa Bear: But we.....

Manager: [roars in frustration] I SAID GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Mama Bear: Fine, we'll go now. Let’s go home, everyone.

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Sorry, mister....

[They all leave the supermarket because they're all banned from this place forever. Later, the scene cuts to where the family is at the treehouse]

Papa Bear: [roars in frustration] OF ALL OF THE OUTRAGING, DISGRACEFUL, AND EMBARRASSING BEHAVIOR! THAT WAS THE WORST CASE OF THE GALLOPING GODAMN GIMMIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Mama Bear: You're right, Papa. But perphaps, it's partly our fault for giving in. And besides, you should've not cussed at them, or in front of people!

Papa Bear: [gets tired of his roaring in his Papa Bear voice as he continues his story about the cubs's greedy gimmies] Hey, don't blame me for that! Plus, what do you think we could have done with all those strangers looking at us? Now I think that it is time that I have a nasty talk with our cubs! BROTHER! SISTER!

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Yes Papa?

Papa Bear: [calls them in the living room for a talking to and family meeting] Get the fuck in the living room! We are going to have a very serious talk!

[Papa angrily lectures the cubs about their behavior at the supermarket today]

Papa Bear: That was some real shitty performance you two gave us today. When we told you we're not buying shit, we totally mean it! But no, you had to fuck everything up with the case of the goddamn gimmies! You cubs should be ashamed of yourselves!

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Huh?

Brother Bear: What do you mean about that?

Papa Bear: Don’t toy with me! Thanks to your act, we got kicked out of the supermarket! What do you have to say for yourselves?!

Brother Bear: We’re sorry?

Papa Bear: You’re sorry?! Well, sorry ain’t gonna work because you two have made a big scene at the market! Color me angry!

[Brother and Sister both got out a bucket of red paint from Papa's workshop and painted Papa's face by using paint brushes]

Papa Bear: Oh... Hey! I didn't say paint my face! I said "Color me angry!"

[Mama steps in to calm down the situation while papa wipes the paint off his face]

Mama Bear: Now, now. let's settle down. What we meant to say is you cubs can't always have what you want. Plus, it's important to think of others instead of yourselves. You understand us?

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Yes, Mama.

Papa Bear: [about the cubs's behavior around Gramps and Gran] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO! YOU EVEN DIDN'T SAY "HELLO"! [becomes furious] THAT'S IT! UP TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! [The cubs go upstairs to their bedroom] AND THEY'LL BE NO TREATS FOR A WEEK! A MONTH! A YEAR!

[That means the cubs are not allowed to have TV or treats for a week, a month, a year, or possibly a decade, a century or even a millennium. It is their punishment for getting the gimmies at the supermarket and on Gramps and Gran. In other words: "They are grounded from TV and treats indefinitely". And it may be forever since it's an entire millennium but that is Brother and Sister's punishment]

Gramps: [thinks that Papa is having a bad day] You're having a bad day, son?

Papa Bear: [sighs; after he grounds Brother and Sister for one whole millennium from toys and treats] I'm sorry about the unpleasant welcome. Brother and Sister have the bad case of the galloping greedy gimmies (but it is going to be that getting away with trouble is never going to be served the same way for our selfish greedy cubs again).

Mama Bear: The worst case yet. (But Papa is right. They are going to be grounded from television and treats until they learn to behave and stop with the galloping greedy gimmies.)

Gramps: Oh, and we assume that you're grocery shopping didn't go well?

Papa Bear: You're damn right! We got banned because of Brother and Sister's bullshit!

[After Gran and Gramps tell the story about when Papa was a cub and got the gimmies like Brother and Sister. Papa as a cub, he always had it whenever he wanted toys and treats at Rufe's Grizzly General Store; or in other words "everything in sight". He was like that as a cub each time he and Gran and Gramps went to that store]

Brother Bear: [as he and Sister have snucked out from their bedroom and are eavesdropping on Papa, Gran and Gramps's story about Papa when he was a gimmie cub] It's like how we fussed about the kitty cats.

Sister Bear: And embarrassed papa.

Papa Bear: [after Gran and Gramps tell their story about Papa as a gimmie cub] Well, I'm glad that you didn't give in.

Gramps: Oh, I'm afraid we did.

Papa Bear: Oh?

[Then back to the flashback about Papa as a gimmie cub]

Gramps: [narrating] You got what you wanted that day.

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Mama, Papa?

Mama Bear: Huh?

Papa Bear: WHAT THE....!?

[Gramps and Gran look at each other as the cubs are say something to them]

Brother Bear: We have something to say too you and Papa.

Papa Bear: Ohh...! GO BACK UP TO YOUR....!

Mama Bear: [interrupting Papa] Papa, please stop. [to the cubs] Yes, what do want to say?

Sister Bear: Well, what we want to say is; we're sorry that misbehave at the supermarket when we wanted those kitty cats.

Brother Bear: Yeah, and we're sorry that we tried get the gimmies from Gramps and Gran. By the way, Gran, what's in the bag?

Gran: [looks in the bag] Why, it's a toy truck that Papa wants when he was your age.

Papa Bear: WHAT?!

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Oh.

Sister Bear: And Mama, we promised ourselves that we'll never to be selfish and greedy at the the supermarket or anywhere again.

Brother Bear: Sister's right. Do you forgive us?

Mama Bear: Yes, I forgive both of you cubs.

[After Mama forgives them, Brother and Sister smile happily. but Papa does not and he is still angry at the cubs]

Papa Bear: You're not sorry, you two are a disgrace to this family! And how dare you sneak out after I said that you're grounded! That's it! I'm going to fuck you up!

[Papa rushes to beat up Brother and Sister as Mama, Gramps and Gran try to stop him]

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Stop, stop, we said we're sorry!

Mama Bear: [as she, Gramps and Gran try to pull Papa away from the cubs] That's enough, Papa!

Gramps: You can't just beat the cubs up!

Gran: Yeah, they said they're sorry so let them go!

Papa Bear: NEVER! These cubs have caused enough trouble today so they had to die!

[Papa continues to attack Brother and Sister as Mama, Gramps and Gran keep trying to pull him off. Then they see their faces bruised and bloodied]

Papa Bear: Take this you disgusting pieces of shit!

Gran: Oh dear, oh dear! We need to do something before it's too late!

Mama Bear: Well, call the police!

[Gran takes her phone out of her purse but Papa snatches the phone out of Gran's hand and throws it out of the door window breaking it. Papa then angrily lectures the cubs who are now bruised and bloodied]

Papa Bear: [still angry at his cubs for the trouble they caused] You're still not sorry, in fact this is the last time we're taking you cubs shopping with us! You have brought shame into this family with your "gimmie gimme" shit! For that, you are both fucking banned from going out with us, FOREVER!!! Now go back to your bedroom! You're still grounded for life!!!

[Gran and Gramps gasps of what Papa said]

Papa Bear: [to Gran and Gramps] WHAT? I didn't mean to curse in front of Brother and Sister!

Gramps: Son, we told you a long time ago not to swear!

Grans: And now you did it again! And this time, you sweared at the cubs!

Papa Bear: But I had to! Those little motherfuckers deserve to be grounded after the shit they caused at the supermarket.

Mama Bear: Gramps and Gran are right! Just because they made a mistake doesn't mean you can curse at them!

Brother Bear: [weakly] Yeah, you have stop this unruly behavior now. [coughs]

Sister Bear: [weakly] So things would go better this time.

Papa Bear: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS SAY TO ME?!

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Stop this... unruly behavior?

Papa Bear: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! FIRST YOU CUBS MISBEHAVE AT THE SUPERMARKET, AND NOW YOU TRIED TO STOP ME FROM CURSING AT EVERYONE?! HOW DARE YOU! FOR THAT I WILL FUCK YOU UP VERY BADLY!!!!!

[Papa grabs the cubs' throats in a attempt to choke them and Brother and Sister try to wiggle free]

Brother Bear: Hey, let us go!

Sister Bear: Yeah, we can't breathe!

[Papa continues to choke his cubs]

Papa Bear: Never! You will both die so badly!!!! [resumes choking them]

[Just then, the cops arrive along with medical services and a detective]

Police officer: Freeze! Get on the ground!

Papa Bear: [sees that the police is here] Oh-no! [drops the cubs]

[Papa tries of escape. But the cops subdue papa and tackle him to the ground]

Papa Bear: Hey, what are you doing?

Cop #1: Shut your mouth!

[The cops search in Papa's pocket and find some cocaine]

Cop #2: Oh, look what we found! Boy, you're in deep trouble right now.

Cop #3: Papa Bear, you're under arrest for possession of cocaine and child abuse!

Papa Bear: That's impossible! It's the cubs' fault! Arrest them!

Cop #3: Nice try. Now get in the police car!

[Angrily, Papa starts blaming the cubs as he is being dragged away by the police]

Papa Bear: This is all your fault! You did this! You're dead! You hear me?! YOU'RE DEAD!!!

[Detective Smith comes in to the treehouse]

Brother Bear and Sister Bear: Help us....

Detective Smith: Relax, your father is going away and he won't hurt you. Come on, get in the ambulance.

[The cubs go in the ambulance as it heads off to the hospital]

Mama Bear: Oh my, cubs!

Detective Smith: Not to worry, ma'am. Your children are heading to the hospital to get those wounds healed. But right now, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Detective Grizzly Smith of the Bear Country Police Department and I need your moment of time of you will.

Gramps: Okay.

Detective Smith: Alright, first of all, when we arrested your husband, we found a bag of cocaine in his pocket which I believe that it caused him to do this.

Gran: What? Are you saying that the Papa we raised had something like that?

Detective Smith: I'm afraid so.

Gramps: But that's impossible! Papa would never carry something like that.

Detective Smith: True, but he is still charged with drug possession. Now I need to ask you any idea how this happened?

Mama Bear: Well, we were at the supermarket with our cubs and I told them that we are only buying groceries, not toys or treats and all of a sudden, they started throwing a fit. Papa and I told them to stop, but they didn't listen, and now, we got kicked out!

Detective Smith: Well, I'm so sorry that you and your family got evicted from the supermarket because of your cubs' behavior. Personally, I suggest that the next time you guys visit a store, I advise you to control your cubs. You know that throwing tantrums in public is not appropriate and can be embarrassing.

Mama Bear: I will.

Detective Smith: Alright then, that's all I have. I'm be leaving now and your cubs should be recovering. Promise me you'll try to control them will you?

Mama Bear: I promise.

Detective Smith: Good, I'll see you later.

[The police then leave the treehouse]

Mama Bear: I guess I'll have to find a different store to shop for groceries. Man, I can't believe this!

[Mama then starts to cry and Gramps and Gran try to console her]

Gramps: Hey, it's not really your fault. The policeman said that Brother and Sister are recovering from their wounds.

Gran: That's right. I'm sure that this wouldn't happened if Papa hadn't killed them.

Mama Bear: Thanks, but it's just that we could've been more responsible for our cubs, or let them stay with you guys.

[Just then, someone shows up at the door and Mama opens it]

Mama Bear: Hello?

Michael Grayson: Couldn't control your family, huh?

Gran: Officer Grayson?

Michael Grayson: That's ex-police officer Michael grayson to you, motherfucker!

Gramps: Stop saying that! [sighs] Look, what do you want? Cause this ain't the good time for a talk.

Michael Grayson: Oh, it's a good time alright. It's your grandson, Brother who got me fired from my damn job! Where is that little fucker?!

Mama Bear: Well, for your information, Brother and Sister are at the hospital because of Papa.

Michael Grayson: Shame on you, Mama. Bringing your family to a supermarket just for your cubs to start a riot over some damn treats and toys. How can you be a good mother if you can't raise your children properly?

Gran: Wait a minute, I have a feeling that you were the one who framed our grandson and his friends for killing Farmer Ben in the first place.

Gramps: Yeah! You think that you can accuse a cub of some dastardly act just to get rid of him?! Unbelievable!

Michael Grayson: Silence! [turns to an angry mama] Face it, missy. With your cubs in the ER, and your fat-ass hubby in the slammer, your family is starting to fall apart.

[Mama gets very annoyed]

Mama Bear: You know what? I'm done with you.

[Michael slowly walks out of the house as he taunts Mama, Gran and Gramps]

Michael Grayson: Admit it! The whole town will soon know that you actually staged the riot in the supermarket with your family! Ha, ha!

Mama Bear: HAVE A NICE DAY, LOSER!!! [angrily slams the door shut]

Michael Grayson: Well, have a nice day to you, dumb-ass! [laughs]

Mama Bear: [from inside the treehouse] I heard that! Now get out of here and don't come back!

Michael Grayson: [walks down the steps] Huh, who's gonna stop me now, huh?

[The cops pointed their guns at Michael]

Michael Grayson: Aw, crud!

[The whole scene cuts to black as the cops chase after Michael while shooting guns]

Too Much Junk Food / Go To Camp [1.13]

Dr. Grizzly: Exercise is an important part of a healthy lifestyle.

Papa Bear: [panting] I agree with you, one hundred percent.

Sister Bear: [panting] Gees, I don't get this tired when I play baseball.

Brother Bear: Well, you're running much farther than second base, Sis.

Papa Bear: I have an idea. Why not we go and celebrate by opening up the freezer and...!

[Though Papa, Brother and Sister are able to have sweets occasionally but just a little or using it sparingly according to Dr. Grizzly, they want to go back to having healthy food for most days of the week or almost every day. So Mama and the cubs stop him from mentioning "junk food". The plans that the cubs have had is to have a little sweets occasionally or use it sparingly, but otherwise stick to healthy food]

Mama Bear: Uh-uh-uh, it is far too easy to fall back into the junk food habit.

Brother Bear: [aside from the junk food snacks that he and Sister can have occasionally, he mentions the healthy snacks which he and Sister have been having and sticking with almost every day; either at the mall which is frozen yogurt instead of gumballs and candy, or at the movies which is nuts and raisins instead of popcorn, or when watching TV which is apple slices] Well, celebrate with carrot sticks.

Sister Bear: And nuts and raisins.

Sister Bear: Do you think this sleep-out is a good idea?

Brother Bear: No.

Sister Bear: Oh, good.

Brother Bear: I think it's a great idea!

The Excuse Note / On The Job [2.1]

[while Teacher Jane and her class are doing deep knee bends in gym]

Sister Bear: I'm getting tired already.

Lizzie: I was getting tired just...thinking about it.

Millie: Why do we have to do so many?

Lizzie: [during gym class] Why do we have to walk like ducks?

Millie: Beats me.

[The whole class does the duck walk]

Sister Bear: I'll bet nobody makes ducks walk like bears.

Sister Bear: Why is exercising in gym so important anyway?

Brother Bear: Exercise makes your muscles stronger. And stronger muscles can make you a better soccer player. That's what I want to be.

Lizzie: [looks at Sister's excuse note] Now who's the lucky one?

[She passes the note back to Sister who then passes it to Millie]

Millie: [looks at the note] Gee, when will it be my turn to sprain something?

Lizzie: Remember the time I fell out of a tree and sprained my wrist, and y mom wrote me a note to excuse me from gym?

Sister Bear: I remember. How come you get all the luck?

Teacher Bob: I found all the jobs you wrote about very interesting, Brother.

Brother Bear: I had a hard time picking just one.

Teacher Bob: [reading Brother's report aloud] "There are many wonderful jobs and opportunities to choose from, and there's plenty of time for me to decide what I'd like to be when I grow up." Very thoughtful words indeed, Brother Bear.

Cousin Freddy: Do you have any ideas on what you want to be when you grow up?

Brother Bear: When I was younger, I wanted to be Superbear.

Cousin Freddy: [chuckles] I don't think that counts.

Brother Bear: You're probably right.

Too Small For The Team / The Jump Rope Contest [2.2]

Sister Bear: If I'm not big enough for the team, how come I'm big enough to be team manager?

Sister Bear: I'm fast, I'm tricky, and I kick really hard.

Sister Bear: Maybe you're just jealous, Lizzie Bruin, because I'm the best jump roper in Bear Country and you're not.

Lizzie: I am not Jealous.

Sister Bear: Are too jealous.

Sister Bear: I just want to say, may the best bear win.

The Bad Habit / The Prize Pumpkin [2.3]

Brother Bear: Gee, I wish I had a bad habit to break so I can earn some extra money.

Papa Bear: [laughing] Oh, go on.

Papa Bear: You know, you can have your colorful autumn leaves and your golden sunsets. What I like best about fall is a big spread of orange pumpkins.

Sister Bear: What is Papa doing?

Papa Bear: [to the Giant] Come on, Buddy. Keep growing. You can do it. Think big.

Mama Bear: [laughs] Papa just read a book that says you can make plants grow faster by talking to them.

Sister Bear: Hmm. Was it a comic book?

[Brother and Sister started to laugh]

Papa Bear: I heard that. Laugh if you want to, but I'll do whatever it takes to win.

Mama Bear: Thanksgiving is about giving thanks and not about beating the pants off someone, especially your best friend.

Papa Bear: [chuckles] There are no friends in pumpkin growing contests.

Ferdy Factual / Lend a Helping Hand [2.4]

Brother Bear: I don't get it. [starts counting off items on his fingers] Queenie pretends to be his friend, we're really trying to be his friends, and we're the ones he ignores.

Cousin Freddy: How can somebody so smart be so dumb?

Sister Bear: Ferdy knows a lot of things, but I don't think he knows very much about friends.

Cousin Freddy: Guess he'll just have to find out about Queenie the hard way.

Sister Bear: Widder Jones is really nice, isn't she?

Brother Bear: And she's always doing things for everyone else.

Sister Bear: [to Brother] Are you doing anything important on Saturday?

Brother Bear: Yeah, sort of. I'm helping out a neighbor at her yard sale.

Sister Bear: Me too.

The Big Blooper / Nothing to Do [2.5]

[Brother knocks over Sister's milk]

Sister Bear: Brother! Look what you've done!

Brother Bear: Sorry.

Sister Bear: [calls Brother a bad name; a name that she recited from a movie "Trouble at Big Bear High"] You're such a furball!

Mama Bear: Wherever from, did you get language like that?

Sister Bear: On a video.

Mama Bear: What sort of video?

Sister Bear: [names the video where she learned that name from] "Trouble at Big Bear High".

Millie: Crude talk is rude talk.

Stacy: And name calling is nasty.

Sister Bear: Saying words that hurt other people's feelings doesn't sound too grown-up to me.

Mama Bear: You're right. Our language has so many words to choose from.

Mama Bear: What are you cubs doing?

Sister Bear: [sighs] Nothing.

Brother Bear: There's nothing to do.

Mama Bear: Nothing to do? Everybody else seems to be able to find something to do.

Papa Bear: Yes. Four hands may clean up faster than two, but eight hands clean even faster.

House of Mirrors / Too Much Pressure [2.6]

Mrs. Bruin: Some little bears have big ears.

Lizzie: You mean Sister has big ears?

Sister Bear: I have big ears!

Mama Bear: [chuckles] Big ears? Goodness, I don't know where you got the idea. But your ears aren't big.

Sister Bear: Yes, they are! They're big. Big as an elephant's!

Sister Bear: Lizzie, maybe you're a bit loud and maybe you talk a lot. But don't ever listen to anyone who says you have a big mouth.

Papa Bear: [as he sees that Mama, Brother and Sister are crying while carrying Mr. Bruin's shovel] What in...?!

[Mama, Sister and Brother are crying because Mama forgot to get the car fixed before they can go]

Papa Bear: [sighs] So this is what it's come too? [to the family] All right then! As of this moment, I am calling absolutely everything for today officially off!

Visit Fun Park / The Perfect Fishing Spot [2.7]

Mama Bear: It's easy to boast, but it's not so easy when you have to do the big things you boast about.

Sister Bear: So you shouldn't brag about things you've never done before.

Papa Bear: If there's no prize-winning fish in this lake, why, I'll eat my hat!

Sister Bear: I think we should have stuck with the fish we had before.

Papa Bear: But I wanted a real prize winner.

Sister Bear: But Papa, we weren't catching a fish to win a prize. We were catching a fish for dinner. I don't think Gran and Gramps need a whale.

The Summer Job / The Big Red Kite [2.8]

Farmer Ben: You cubs look awfully cheery today!

Sister Bear: That's because school's out.

Brother Bear: Yep, it's the first day of summer!

Farmer Ben: [referring to the farm] Peace and quiet doesn't last long around here.

Sister Bear: [after pumping the water] I think my arms are going to fall off.

Brother Bear: If they do, may I use them to carry two more pails of water?

Sister Bear: Gee, Farmer Ben is going to lose his whole crop! He doesn't need to hear about losing his helpers too.

Brother Bear: I know.

Papa Bear: You don't need to buy a kite when you can make one.

Too Much Vacation / The Trouble with Grown-Ups [2.9]

Mama Bear: Are we forgetting something?

Sister Bear: [gasps] Brother!

[Brother comes running out of the house]

Mama Bear: [chuckles] Well, we can't forget Brother!

Mama Bear: Sometimes the difference between having a bad time and a great time all depends on how you look at it.

Mama Bear: Just think, someday you'll be parents with cubs all your own to take care of.

Brother Bear: I think maybe we'll skip that part.

Sister Bear: And we'll just become grandparents.

[As the school play ends]

Lizzie: You know sometimes.

Cousin Freddy: Our parents are all right.

Sister Bear: But sometimes it's hard being a cub when parents seem to blow their tops without a good reason.

Brother Bear: Sooner or later, parents grow out of it and become grandparents.

Brother Bear, Sister Bear, Lizzie and Cousin Freddy: And grandparents never blow their tops at their grandcubs.

Go to the Doctor / Don't Pollute (Anymore) [2.10]

Dr. Grizzly: Papa, I'm afraid you're sick.

Papa Bear: I never get sick... well, almost never.

Mama Bear: When we do the work together, it makes a big job smaller.

Sister Bear: And easier.

Mama Bear: Uh-huh.

Brother Bear: And more fun.

Professor Actual Factual: Sometimes, little ideas can help solve the biggest problems.

The In Crowd / Fly It [2.11]

Hilary: Go ahead! Whoever wants to go play with Little Miss Hairbow can be my guest!

Sister Bear: Mama, do you think jumping rope is just for little cubs?

Mama Bear: No, I don't think so.

Teacher Bob: If at first you don't succeed, then try, try again.

By The Sea / Catch the Bus [2.12]

Mama Bear: We have some work to do.

Brother Bear: Work? But I thought this was supposed to be a vacation.

Sister Bear: Brother's right. It's not fair!

Mama Bear: Ah-ha. Now I see. The cubs are learning a lesson today.

Papa Bear: [chuckles] That's right. It's Papa Bear's crash course in vacation cooperation, consideration, and participation.

Papa Bear: What's the matter, Brother? Have you got ants in your pants?

Brother Bear: [tells Papa that he has sand in his swim suit] No, I have sand in my swim suit.

[After Sister and Brother have to miss out going to the book store because it's closed; thanks to Brother who was late]

Brother Bear: Maybe next time, I should pay closer attention to my watch.

Mama Bear: [to Brother] A watch is not going to take you where you have to be. [then turns to both Brother and Sister and explains to both of them about how the time works] It is up to you to decide whether or not you want to be on time.

Brother Bear: I'm sorry, it's just I couldn't control this habit.

Sister Bear: We got you a watch. You should know better to show up, nigga!

[Mama and the other citizens gasp at what Sister said]

Brother Bear: Well, let's see you time this!

[Brother and Sister get in a fistfight which scares Mama and the citizens]

Mama Bear: Oh dear! You cubs better stop this before it gets ugly.

[Brother and Sister keep fighting and the citizen have had enough and decide to take action]

Citizen: We got to stop them!

[One bear calls the police while the others subdue the brawling cubs. Just then, the police arrive]

Cop #1: Alright, who started this?

Brother Bear: It was her!

Sister Bear: No! It was him!

Cop #2: Shut up! You motherfuckers are under arrest. Get in the damn car! Mama Bear: Stop! You can't take my cubs away! Papa Bear: [as he approached them after mama called him] Yeah, who the hell do you think you are, sending our children to jail?! Cop #2: Grrrr! How dare you cuss in front of the law and the innocent! that's it, you and your bitch-ass wife are going away! [Mama gets very furious at the police] Mama Bear: Hey! Who do you think you're, calling me that, you?! [The citizens get angry at the police and cuss them out] Citizen #1: You call yourselves cops?! You are nothing! Citizen #2: Police jerks! Citizen #3: You can't arrest innocent children and their parents! Cop #3: ARREST THEM ALL!!!!! [The cops and the citizens charge forward each other and soon, all hell in Bear Country breaks loose] Citizen #4: RIOT!!!!!!!!!!! [A war ignites in bear country as citizens destroy buildings, and attack police officers which results in heavily armed swat teams being sent to diffuse the chaos] Angry citizens: Stop the police! Mama Bear: This is all their fault! Brother Bear: Quick, let's get out of here before it's too late! Papa Bear: Okay. [The bear family quickly head back home] Brother Bear: Dude, that some real heavy stuff going on here. Papa Bear: I’ll close the windows and lock every door. No one is to go out until this riot is over. [After shutting all of the windows and locking the doors, the family gets together for a meeting] Papa Bear: So, how was everything? Sister Bear: Not okay. We were supposed to go to the book store but it was closed because Brother showed up late. Brother Bear: Hey, I should’ve looked at my watch and I wasn’t the one who started the riot! Mama Bear: Enough. It doesn’t matter now that we’re safe. You, Brother should’ve shown up on time. Papa Bear: Yeah, Brother. Why didn’t you get to the book store when we brought you that watch on that day? Don’t you know how to tell time? Brother Bear: I do. But Sister was the one who cussed at me and now this is her fault! Sister Bear: Say what?! Papa Bear: Huh? [to Sister] Sister, were you the one who caused all this?! Sister Bear: No, Brother started it. Brother Bear: WHAT?! Mama Bear: [clears her throat] The truth, Sister. Papa Bear: Your Mama's right. You better tell us the truth or I'll ground you for life! Sister Bear: Uh... Mama Bear: We're waiting. Sister Bear: I already told you, Brother did it. Brother Bear: Sister! Sister Bear: [sighs] Okay. It was me who cursed at Brother and started the Bear Country riot. But I wanted Brother to meet us at the book store in time, and he was kinda late. Brother Bear: I'm sorry I didn't got the book store in time. I was at Lenny's house and we were playing Mighty Super Bear vs the Wasp Queen. [sighs] I knew I should had listen to my watch if I wasn't late.

Sister; you bitch!

brother and sister fight again until Michael grayson shows up

Michael grayson as he is clapping: My, my. you just had to start up trouble, eh?

Sister: Get out of this damn house, grayson!

Michael grayson: now is that the appropriate way to greet a friend, bitch?!

Brother: We're not friends!

Papa: What are you up to this time?!

Michael grayson: Nothing personal, but it's payback time for the shit you caused me, brother bear!!

Mama, papa, and sister: WHAT?!

Michael grayson: Surely, we can't fight outside cause of the ruckus out there, but I can still finish you off!!!

mama: brother, what is he talking about?

brother: I don't know, but whatever it is, you're not getting away with this, grayson! If is about getting me arrested, you're wrong!

Michael grayson: Oh it's far too late for that, it's your funeral today!

Michael gives sister a gun as she and the rest of the family are shocked

Michael grayson: Now cub, do me a favor will ya? Kill brother bear!!!

Sister: What?! NO!

Papa: What?! you're crazy!

Sister: I can't!

Michael grayson: What are you waiting for? Shoot the motherfucker already!

Brother: Don't listen to him! He's only doing this just for payback!

Sister starts shaking about what to do

Sister: Brother is my brother. I can't kill him.

Mama: Stop this already!

Michael grayson: Silence! Brother has caused me enough trouble so brother has got to go!

Sister starts whimpering as she takes aim

Mama. papa, and brother: Sister, NO!

Michael Grayson: Sister, YES!!!!

Family Get-Together / The Stinky Milk Mystery [2.13]

Mama Bear: It takes all kinds to make up a family.

Sister Bear: [sighs] I wish I lived on a farm.

Farmer Ben: Oh, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else, even though there are many chores to do.

Brother Bear: I wouldn't want to do anything that would make Farmer Ben upset. He might not let us come back and help him again.

NOTE: This is the last episode where Michael Cera voices Brother, as Cera left the show because of his voice changing. Michael D'Ascenzo replaced Cera for the rest of the series' run.

New Neighbors / The Big Election [3.1]

Mama Bear: The best way to have a good neighbor is to be a good neighbor.

Papa Bear: If I were mayor, I wouldn't be wasting my time in meetings. No, sir! I'd be out getting things done like fixing the pot holes.

At the Giant Mall / The Giddy Grandma [3.2]

Papa Bear: Rules are for everyone. Big or small, rules keep all of us safe.

Mama Bear: Has anybody seen a parking space yet?

Papa Bear: Well, if we keep going around and around like this, we'll run out of gas before we even find one.

Mama Bear: I believe every bear has something about them we can admire.

Gran: According to Gramps, everything is an antique if you keep it long enough.

Sister Bear: Heroes aren't just found in books. They're everywhere when we take time to find out about them.

Think of Those in Need / The Hiccup Cure [3.3]

Brother Bear: Gee, Sis. Look at all the good things that could happen when you give someone your old stuff.

Sister Bear: And when you give someone your extra time.

Brother Bear: Right. That's even better.

Brother Bear: Can't Sister and I clean our room tomorrow?

Mama Bear: Afraid not. It's too messy.

Papa Bear: "Messy" is not the word. [peeks into the cubs' bedroom] If I didn't know better, I think you have been raising a family of monkeys in there.

Papa Bear: I suppose I have been eating a little too fast lately.

Mama Bear: [chuckles] A little too fast? My, you've been eating like a vacuum cleaner.

Papa Bear: [chuckles] I do like cleaning off my plate.

Papa Bear: I'm spending more time... [hiccups] ...on hiccup cures than I am on finishing that chair.

Sister Bear: Why don't you try hopping up and down on one foot while holding your nose.

Papa Bear: That sounds so crazy, it just might work.

Brother Bear: And if that doesn't get rid of hiccups, at least we've created a new dance move.

Go to the Movies / Car Trip [3.4]

Mama Bear: [embarrassingly annoyed] Good morning, everyone! I'd made us a nice... family... breakfast.

Brother Bear: I know, we can go to the movies.

Mama Bear: But we would be just sitting in a dark room eating popcorn.

Sister Bear: Mama, a star is coming closer, and it's landing on my nose!

Mama Bear: [chuckles] That's a firefly. I think it likes you!

Bear at the Movies: [when Mama, Papa, Sister and Brother try to buy the tickets] I'm sorry. But all shows are sold out tonight. [closes the curtain on the ticket station]

Mama Bear: [becomes really sad because all the movies are sold out tonight] We have tried so hard to get some special family time together! But THIS is what happens!

Mama Bear: If you keep an open mind, you just might be surprised.

Sister Bear: Keep an open mind?

Mama Bear: That means you have to wait and see what is coming before you decide whether you like it or not.

Sister Bear: All we've been seeing is nothing but trees and rocks for the last hour and a half.

Mama Bear: Be patient. Our first stop is coming up very soon.

Brother Bear: That's what Mama said two thousand trees and rocks ago.

Sister Bear: This trip is great!

Brother Bear: You can say that again.

Sister Bear: Okay. THIS TRIP IS GREAT!! [voice echoes]

The Pet Show / Pick Up and Put Away [3.5]

Brother Bear: [referring to Gran's bird] I'm not going to the pet show with this bird.

Mama Bear: It's easier to find what you need when everything is kept in its proper place.

Papa Bear: [about the birdhouse that Brother have made] That's not a birdhouse, that's a bird mantion!

Mama Bear: Once everything has a place to go, it is a lot easier to be sure it is put away.

Sister Bear: So we can find it when we need it.

Hug and Make Up / The Big Road Race [3.6]

Sister Bear: We don't need two cubs doing a cycle trick.

Brother Bear: Good point, Sis! If you need any help with another circus act, you let me know.

Lizzie: I liked your bicycle act, Sister.

Sister Bear: Thanks, Lizzie. But there's only room for one cycle act in this circus, and Brother took it.

[Sister gives Brother a hug]

Brother Bear: Sister, no hugs! What if my friends see?

Sister Bear: They will think you're the best big brother ever.

Brother Bear: Thanks.

Brother Bear: You go everywhere with your wagon, Kenny.

Kenny: But you can't race without wheels.

Freddy: You never go anywhere without your wagon. Do you, Kenny?

Kenny: Nope. Wherever I go, my wagon follows.

Attic Treasure / Moving Day [3.7]

Sister Bear: What were Brother and I doing then?

Mama Bear: That was before both of you born.

Sister Bear: You mean, back before there was a mall?

Brother Bear: And before they used to put fires out with pails?

Mama Bear: Well, back before there was a mall!

Papa Bear: But not so far back as the volunteer fire bears!

Papa Bear: Moving can certainly be very hard.

Mama Bear: And even a little scary.

Sister Bear: It must be the most awful thing in the whole world.

Papa Bear: Too bad there aren't more trees.

Brother Bear: Come, papa, come!

Brother Bear: Oooh! Diamond!

Papa Bear: [laughing] I'm not sure if this is a diamond, brother! It looks like a piece of quartz, but it's a real fine, just the same!

Papa Bear: Well, not much left of the wood pile! Uh-oh...

Mama Bear: Oh dear!

Papa Bear: Well, the mountain soil's too thin to grow trees! Having not enough trees makes it hard for a woodbear.

Brother Bear: What's for dinner mama?

Mama Bear: I'm not exactly sure why this happened, our garden is so small, and Brother's growing so big, well I'd like to make the garden larger but it's right up against a rocky ledge.

Papa Bear and Mama Bear: [sigh together]

Mama Bear: Brother, Papa and I have something very important to talk to you about.

Brother Bear: What, Mama?

Papa Bear: We decided that it's time we moved from Great Bear Mountain down into the valley.

Brother Bear: We're going to move away?, Why, Mama, Why?

Papa Bear: Because there aren't enough trees on the mountain for my woodworking.

Mama Bear: And our garden is much smaller than I'd like it to be.

Papa Bear: And there's barely enough room for your bed and your cubby for you.

Brother Bear: But what about my toys, and my books, and my rocks?

Mama Bear: Don't worry, we'll put all of our things into boxes and take them with us!

Brother Bear: And what about my friends, the deer and the rabbits, we can't put them in a box and take them with us.

Papa Bear: That's true, you'll be leaving your friends that belong to the mountain behind, Mama and I will too, but you'll meet new friends in the valley, and we can always come back to visit!

Brother Bear: But I love it here on the mountain!

Mama Bear: I know you do, We do too. But I'm sure we'll all love our new home just as we love this one.

Sister Bear: I'm glad we moved to the treehouse, if we haven't moved, I wouldn't be best friends with Lizzie Bruin, or be in Teacher Jane's class, or wouldn't have met Sally Beary!

Brother Bear: And I wouldn't have met Stewart Beary or Cousin Fred, or any trees to climb!

Papa Bear: Or any trees for my woodworking.

Stewart Beary: Okay, Sally, time to go.

Brother Bear: We're gonna write you first!

Stewart Beary: No, we're gonna write YOU first!

Gotta Dance / The Bad Dream [3.8]

Papa Bear: Mama and I used to be quite a dance team back when we were younger.

Papa Bear: The only way I'll have time to practice dancing with Mama is if I have some help.

Brother Bear: Sure. But no dancing.

Papa Bear: No dancing.

Brother Bear: When you look at something in a different way, it does make it easier.

Sister Bear: What are we going to do with all these honey squares?

Mama Bear: I think Papa has the answer to that.

Mama Bear: You're not really fond of Sleazo, are you?

Sister Bear: He kind of scares me.

Mama Bear: Well, the best thing to do when you're scared of something is to talk about it.

Sister Bear: I've been having bad dreams about Sleazo, Mama. In one of my dreams, he comes right out of the television set, laughing that scary laugh.

Say Please and Thank You / Help Around the Workshop [3.9]

Papa Bear: Everyone gets grumpy once in a while, even me.

Sister Bear: It's very important to remember to say "please" and "thank you".

Brother Bear: Three little words that are easy to forget, but mean a lot.

Sister Bear: They mean a lot to everyone.

Papa Bear: What are the cubs forgetting, Mama?

Mama Bear: Something very important, Papa. Their please and thank you's.

Papa Bear: Mama has been trying to help me speed things up, but having to get her every time is slowing everything down to a snail's pace.

Brother Bear: And it's wearing out my feet.

Miss Grizzle: Lady Grizzly's birthday party isn't until--

Papa Bear: [enters the quilt shop] Next weekend.

Mama Bear: NEXT WEEKEND?! But, Miss Grizzle, you said on the phone that it was this weekend.

Miss Grizzle: I did? Oops! Well you know me, I always get mixed up sometimes.

White Water Adventure / Showdown at Birder's Wood [3.10]

Too-Tall: There's nothing wrong with not knowing how to do something.

Teacher Bob: Birds aren't boring at all. Even though I see you're not exactly flying high about our new topic, I wouldn't want anybody trying to duck out of assignments or chicken out of our class trip.

That Stump Must Go / Draw It [3.11]

Papa Bear: This stump has been here for years, and it spoils the appearance of my perfect yard. It's time to get rid of it once and for all. That stump must go!

Papa Bear: [after figuring out his problem] I guess there's always a good side to every problem.

Mama Bear: You just have to find it.

Mr. Drewberry: You know, learning to draw faces well is hard. Since it's difficult, there are things you must learn how to do first.

Papa's Pizza / The Female Fullback [3.12]

Sister Bear: It's great that everybody likes and dislikes different things. It's all part of what makes each of us special.

Brother Bear: Liking and disliking different things may be part of what makes everybody special, but it really makes it hard to figure out what to feed them at a party.

Too-Tall: Maybe one of you guys would like a change. Ballet really isn't as hard as I thought.

Cousin Freddy: No thanks, Tutu... I mean, Too Tall.

Bears for All Seasons / Grow It [3.13]

Go Up and Down / Big Bear, Small Bear [3.14]

[last lines of the series]

Papa Bear: Anytime. Your tool belt will be right here waiting.ffffdddfdddddddftvbhtygg😟😟😒😒😩👍😭😘😘😘