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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1

FarmerBob (1.1)

  • Aliens: Thank you kindly for inviting us, old timer. Well, we're off to destroy the universe. Yee-haw!
  • Old Man Jenkins: Y'all come back and invade any time.
  • SpongeBob: Annihilate safely.

Gary & Spot (1.2)

Episode 2

The Nitwitting (2.1)

  • Patrick: Okay, thanks, buddy. I'm going to my club meeting now.

SpongeBob: What's your club, hmm? Patrick: Uh, it's the Empty Head Society. It's a place where guys like me can give their [reading off a card] "powerful intellects" a much-needed rest.

The Ballad of Filthy Muck (2.2)

  • Old Man Jenkins: Boo! I can't smell, but you two stink!

Episode 3

The Krusty Slammer (3.1)

Pineapple RV (3.2)

Episode 4

Gary's Got Legs (4.1)

King Plankton (4.2)

Episode 5

Plankton's Old Chum (5.1)

Stormy Weather (5.2)

Episode 6

Swamp Mates (6.1)

One Trick Sponge (6.2)

Episode 7

The Krusty Bucket (7.1)

Squid's on a Bus (7.2)

Episode 8

Sandy's Nutty Nieces (8.1)

SpongeBob: Story time! (He blows up an inflatable book and begins to read) "Goldyfish and the Three Sea Bears".
Macadamia: (pops the inflatable book) Don't waste your breath...
Hazelnut: And don't make a hassle...
Pistachio: Some kids like to read...
Macadamia, Hazelnut, and Pistachio: BUT WE'D RATHER WRASSLE!
Sandy: I tried to tell ya the first rule of babysitting my nieces.
SpongeBob: What's that?
Sandy: Don't babysit my nieces!

Insecurity Guards (8.2)

Episode 9

Broken Alarm (9.1)

Karen's Baby (9.2)

Episode 10

Shell Games (10.1)

Senior Discount (10.2)

Mr. Krabs: And he don't buy nothin' else neither. He just makes that disgustin' condiment soup and listens to his radio, all for free. [Old Man Jenkins bangs on the radio to turn it on and sips on his "condiment soup"] And anytime someone says somethin' to him, it's always the same response...
Frankie Billy: Excuse me, could you turn the volume down on your soup?
Old Man Jenkins: Respect your elders! [hits Frankie Billy on the head]
Frankie Billy: Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! [runs off crying]

Episode 11

Mind the Gap (11.1)

Dirty Bubble Returns (11.2)

Episode 12

Jolly Lodgers (12.1)

Biddy Sitting (12.2)

SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout (Episodes 13–14)

SpongeBob: (after the bus is refilled with water) Yeesh, I thought this was my birthday, not my death day! (He laughs. Patrick looks disturbed)

Episode 15

SpongeBob in RandomLand (15.1)

SpongeBob's Bad Habit (15.2)

  • [customers in the Krusty Krab are eating slowly, and making noises while doing so, which gets Squidward more and more angry with each noise. A customer burps which pushes Squidward to his breaking point]
  • Squidward: AAAH! ANOTHER ROTTEN DAY AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Episode 16

Handemonium (16.1)

Breakin' (16.2)

Episode 17

Boss for a Day (17.1)

The Goofy Newbie (17.2)

Episode 18

The Ghost of Plankton (18.1)

My Two Krabses (18.2)

Episode 19

Knock Knock, Who's There? (19.1)

Pat Hearts Squid (19.2)

Episode 20

Lighthouse Louie (20.1)

Hiccup Plague (20.2)

Episode 21

A Cabin in the Kelp (21.1)

The Hankering (21.2)

Episode 22

The Kwarantined Krab (22.1)

Kooky Cooks (22.2)

Episode 23

Plankton's Intern (23.1)

Patrick's Tantrum (23.2)

Episode 24

Bubble Bass's Tab (24.1)

Who R Zoo? (24.2)

Escape From Beneath Glove World (Episode 25)

Episode 26

A Place for Pets (26.1)

TBA (26.2)

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