Son of Zorn was an American live-action/animated sitcom television series created by Reed Agnew and Eli Jorné. The series is about Zorn, a barbarian warrior from the fictional South Pacific island of Zephyria who moves to Orange County, California to reconnect with his ex-wife and teenage son, Alan.

Return to Orange County

Defender of Teen Love

The War of the Workplace

The Weekend Warrior

A Taste of Zephyria

A Tale of Two Zorns

The Battle of Thanksgiving

Return of the Drinking Buddy

The War on Grafelnik

Radioactive Ex-Girlfriend

The Battle of Self-Acceptance

The Quest for Craig

Students: Son of Zorn! Son of Zorn! Son of Zorn! Son of Zorn... Yeah!

Boy: Oh, that was a good one.

Girl: Alan, what are you doing? Wasn't that your backpack?

Alan: Oh, no, that's someone else's backpack... I kicked mine, like, five backpacks ago.

Boy Son of Zorn, that was incredible. Think you can kick something a little bigger?

[Alan kicks the trash can very hard until it hits the car]

Coach: My apartment! I mean... my car. Who did this?

Alan: Hi, Coach...

Coach: Son of Zorn, my office, now!

All Hail Son of Zorn

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