Thief of Budapest [1.3]

Yanna: Why do they hate us?

MacGyver: Some people are scared of anyone who runs free.

Messic: Budapest has gypsies like a dog has fleas.

MacGyver: [catching Jana picking his pocket] You looked down at your hand, that is a cardinal no-no.

Yanna: We want to go with you.

MacGyver: Where?

Yanna: America! America!

MacGyver: Right, right.

Yanna: The US of A. Clint Eastwood! Coca-Cola!

MacGyver: Yanna...

Yanna: Girls just want to have fun...?

Yanna: You Gypsy?

MacGyver: No. Not that I know of. Why?

Yanna: Because it takes a Gypsy to catch a Gypsy.

MacGyver: The man who said "Life is like a bowl of cherries" had it wrong. It's a bowl of Hungarian goulash: hot, sticky, and I'm not that hungry.

The Gauntlet [1.4]

MacGyver: The great thing about a map: it gets you in and out of places in a lot of different ways.

Lead Guard: [fires shot] HALT! That is far enough! [walks towards MacGyver] The map.

MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.

Lead Guard: You amuse me. [MacGyver shrugs his shoulders and swings map at guard, hitting him] OOOH! [falls to ground]

MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod inside the map that falls to the ground]

MacGyver: It just goes to show ya: A good map will always get you where you want to go.

MacGyver: I remember one time, I was maybe 7 or 8, my dad and I took a truck load of apples to market in another town. As soon as we got there, even as little as I was, I felt there was something wrong there. When I asked my dad about it, he said that they'd lynched an innocent man there. I was a lot older before I understood what that meant.

The Heist [1.5]

MacGyver: I've found from past experiences that the tighter you plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable.

Robin: Then how do we do it?

MacGyver: We fake it.

Hellfire [1.8]

MacGyver: This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland.

MacGyver: [Laura runs into MacGyver's arms and he holds her off the ground] Darling!

Laura Farren: Oh, I've missed you, MacGyver!

[checks him from head to toe]

Laura Farren: Elegant as ever.

MacGyver: As beautiful as ever. And oh so sexy! How did Bill ever see you before I did?

Laura Farren: Oh, just lucky, I guess.

MacGyver: (needing to straight Torgut's broken leg) Of course, you know we're going to have to give it a pretty good yank to straighten it, get a splint on it.

Torgut: Well, what are you waiting, Doc? Let's do it!

MacGyver: Oh, I was just wondering...

Torgut: Do you have any doubts you can do it?

MacGyver: Oh, no, that's no problem. It has to do with Curie's Law.

Torgut: Curie's what? Curie's Law?

MacGyver: Yeah. You know, the one that say the magnetic susceptibility of a paramagnetic substance is inversely proportional to the absolute temperature. You know.

Torgut: The magnetic susceptibility of the...

[MacGyver abruptly straightens his broken leg]

MacGyver: On the other hand... don't think about it.

Torgut: Oh... whew. You're real slick, MacGyver.

MacGyver: Well, naked dancing girls might have been a little better, but... you know.

Bill: (carrying unstable dynamite) You ever drop one of these?

MacGyver: Not recently. You?

Bill: Well, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, a guy once bet me that I couldn't balance a stick of burning dynamite on my forehead.

MacGyver: Yeah, what happened?

Bill: Blew my head off.

Target MacGyver [1.10]

MacGyver: What a beautiful part of the world. It has everything but people.

Nightmares [1.11]

MacGyver: Like the magician said, a little misdirection never hurt.

Deathlock [1.12]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] There are some places in this world that are a lot easier to get into then out of. Like East Berlin, for instance. I mean, look at me... I'm dying to leave.

Karen: And I thought all secret agents were cold and heartless.

MacGyver: No, Pete and I go way back to some pretty… funny places.

Karen: Is that what the camel is about?

[as MacGyver, Karen and Pete are trapped inside the mansion]

MacGyver: Always had to say how great you were, didn't you, Quayle? Afraid maybe people wouldn't notice.

Quayle: You'll be the last one to die, MacGyver.

MacGyver: That's what I figure too: Of old age, hopefully.

Karen: When I left him he was taking the motor out of a blender.

Quayle: Ah, yes, that's the handyman side of MacGyver; he likes to make clever little things out of odd bits.

MacGyver: When I was a kid, I use to build model airplanes with rubber band motors. Then I discovered batteries—it sure did increase the mileage.

The Enemy Within [1.15]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] When you think about it, I take on a lot of jobs nobody else would want. The question is, why do I want 'em. I find myself asking these questions more and more and rationalizing answers with stuff like flexible hours, nice scenery, all expense paid vacations in colorful Eastern European luxury resorts. But, the bottom line is, I like it. I actually like getting into stuff that makes the old adrenaline pump. And, I get to meet some interesting people who have made some interesting career choices themselves.

MacGyver: What is it?

Ed: I'll probably be able to tell you that tomorrow - unless you're in a rush.

MacGyver: I'm in a rush.

Ed: You're always in a rush. You realize that this is bending the regulations just a little.

MacGyver: Ed, who rebuilt your sound system?

Ed: Ah, you have a point. You also have a sample.

[Bannister and Mac are watching Ed perform an autopsy.]

Bannister: You have to make jokes?

Ed: What do you expect? Tap dance? (to Mac) Who's your sensitive flower?

MacGyver: Ed, you've been down here too long.

Victoria: GRU. Special Operations.

Pete: Which means?

Victoria: He kills people.

Bannister: You know Mac, he can't let a puzzle alone.

MacGyver: What I'm going to do here is activate a magnetic field and… turn the chemicals into nylon. Good for ladies' stockings, and, uh… clogging the arteries of a kind old man.

Victoria: Did you finish packing, Mr. MacGyver?

MacGyver: Actually, it defeated me completely.

Victoria: You must learn not to be defeated so easily.

Pete: I need someone I can trust to stay on top of it.

MacGyver: You have got a whole file full of people on salary who can do that.

Pete: Yes, and any one of them could turn out to be the mole!

Pete: I thought we could rely on each other; I thought we were friends.

MacGyver: We are friends, Pete. We're friends, shall be ever more - after my vacation!

Viktoria Tomanova: John Wayne could not have done it better.

Every Time She Smiles [1.16]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] The first time I got to ride on a merry-go-round, I was about six or seven. I'd never seen anything like it. It was a kind of magic. Go to a merry-go-round anywhere in the world and you can see the same look in the kids eyes. It's magic. It's a shame we have to grow up... and lose it.

To Be a Man [1.17]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] One of the problems of flying a jet is that you don't have a lot of time to admire the scenery. I just entered Pakistani air space and already the Afghan border was coming up fast. One of our early satellites fell out of orbit and wouldn't you know it. It landed just inside Afganistan. Now, the satellite has a small capsule in it with a lot of classified data we didn't want the Russians to get their hands on. And it's funny when you remember that we brought those early satellites back to Earth with wings on 'em.

MacGyver: I'm about 20 seconds from becoming part of the landscape.

Captain: [glaring at the sergeant] If it was not for my desperate need of non-commissioned officers, I would have you shot.

[the captain starts circling the sergeant]

Captain: One man, one single wounded man, and you lose your vehicle...

[the captain stops]

Captain: ...your weapons and the man!

[the captain steps directly in front of the sergeant]

Captain: You are going back on patrol!

Sergeant: Yes, sir!

Captain: Take the tank, and if you find the American, you'll only lose your rank and six months' pay.

Sergeant: But, sir...

Captain: If you do not find him, I will have you court-martialed for dereliction of duty. Now go!

[the sergeant salutes and leaves]

MacGyver: (after his plane blows up) I could just hear old Pete Thornton saying, "Why does he always have to wait until the last possible second?"

Pete: (back at Phoenix Foundation) He always waits until the last possible second.

MacGyver: Is your mother aware of all this?

Ahmed: She's a woman. She doesn't know about man's business.

MacGyver: So where is she now?

Ahmed: Milking the goat.

MacGyver: Isn't that your job?

Ahmed: It's not a man's work. (looks sheepish) The goat doesn't like me.

A Prisoner of Conscience [1.21]

Pete Thornton: What the hell are you doing here?

MacGyver: What do you mean, what am I doing here? You take an emergency leave of absence, grab a Soviet IdD a map of Northern Russia and you split. You didn't even say goodbye to me.

Pete Thornton: What, so you just naturally have to follow me?

MacGyver: Pete, we're friends. If you got troubles, I've got troubles.

Natalia: You are black market.

MacGyver: No, we're just your basic revolutionaries.

Demetri: Power to the people!

Pete: Change the timing?

MacGyver: Remember Belgrade?

Pete: Mm. Don't change the timing.

Dr. Suvarin: Still having illusions that you are a political prisoner, Demetri?

Demetri: That's what I am, you bedbug.

Natalia: Is he really schizophrenic, or is he political?

Pete: He's ill. Why do you ask?

Dr. Suvarin: There are... different modes of treatment.

Pete: Maria, are you sure you can handle your part of this plan?

Maria: My part is simple, they take advantage of cheap labor from the village. But yours, MacGyver, is… it's a bit mad.

MacGyver: Yah, that's the idea.

The Human Factor [2.1]

MacGyver: When James Bond gets an assignment, it's on the Riviera, up to his 007 in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere. Courtesy of my buddy, Pete Thornton. New operations director of the Phoenix Foundation. And the guy who conned me into running a security test at STRADA, Strategy Research and Development Administration, run by a military hard-nose named Colonel Scott Woodward... who didn't like civilians... or civilian think-tanks like Phoenix... even after Pete's introduction.

Jill: MacGyver. Sometime consultant for the Phoenix Foundation. Alleged hockey player. Camel smuggler. Jack of all trades.

MacGyver: Jill Melissa Ludlum. Born in London. PhD, System Design, Oxford University, 1980. 1980-82, designed the Ludlum cybernetic circuit. 82-83... took a year off, for personal reasons. 83-86, immersed in the SRDA project. Hasn't come up for air yet. Reported to be a premiere technocrat.

MacGyver: A little problem here. I forgotten to bring along a card key. But you can't let something like that throw ya. Just because of a... laser trap. One of the things I used to love about the circus was the way they worked without a safety net. Scared me then, still does.... especially with a 20,000 volt laser ready to zap me.

Pete: We don't "roll the dice," we make a calculated choice. It's time we tried to think like MacGyver. His mind doesn't work like yours - or mine. We've got to put our gut to work, Woody.

Colonel Woodward: Instinct doesn't cut it, Pete. We've got plans.

Pete: Woody, these bypass codes are never gonna get us through the front door. MacGyver's got to know that by now, too. I'm sure he's looking for some other way out.

Colonel Woodward: Pete, you can't be sure of anything.

Steven Lee: If you're right, Mr. Thornton, MacGyver only has two choices for another way out. The maintenance shaft or the exhaust outlet.

Pete: Well, now we're getting somewhere.

Steven Lee: There's a catch. Both of them are mined with explosives from the outside access ports. We only have time to dismantle one.

Pete: Mined? So you're telling me if Mac tries to exit either way before we diffuse the explosives...

Colonel Woodward: He's gonna blow both of them to kingdom come.

Jill: This was a bad idea. This garbage chute is programmed to send everything into an acid bath. It can only hold 280 pounds.

MacGyver: I weigh 175. That means if you weigh any more than 105, we're in trouble.

Jill: I think we're OK.

[Garbage chute begins to activate]

Jill: I lied, I'm 108!

The Eraser [2.2]

MacGyver: Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.

Jimmy(The Eraser): Dreams are important, otherwise sleep is just eight hours of nothing.

Thornton: Mmm, this is great. Did you make this?

MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.

Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.

MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.

Twice Stung [2.3]

MacGyver: You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends.

Joanne: What're we gonna do?

MacGyver: Give me a couple of bobby pins.

Joanne: Bobby pins? Sure.

MacGyver: Yeah. Great. Let me borrow this, and, uh, a couple of buttons. Make it three.

Joanne: Another MacGyverism! Oh...

MacGyver: And let me borrow your glasses, please.

Joanne: They're yours.

MacGyver: Yeah, thanks.

Joanne: So what do we do now?

MacGyver: (letting down her hair, opening up her blouse) You just did it.

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] I don't care what anybody says, birthdays are important. So, when a good friend's turning sixty and I'm returning from another government mission, there isn't a much faster way to get home then to catch a ride on a T-38 ace flight. It's a good thing they didn't serve a meal on this flight... 'cause my heart was already in my mouth.

Pete: Mac, help me pick up this money, will ya? I wanna get it back to the Foundation vault.

Kelly: You mean all this money is real? But you said it was fake.

MacGyver: I didn't want you to get nervous.

Pete: Are you telling me you let this man carry around three hundred thousand dollars in cash and he thought it was fake money?

MacGyver: I didn't want to affect his performance.

Joanna Remmings: So, what do you think know, Kelly?

Kelly Sutton: Hey, after helping you guys pull this off, I fell like I can do anything.

The Road Not Taken [2.7]

Pilot: [entering a hostile country] We just crossed the border.

Pete: Pilot says we just left Thailand. He's not a happy guy.

MacGyver: I don't blame him.

MacGyver: Now I'm going to need some empty cans, some fuel, noisemaker, and some form of grease. Animal fat will do. Open that, will you, Pete?

Sister Margaret: What's he doing?

Pete: I haven't got a clue. But I'm used to it.

Pete: Well, Maggie, I guess I'll see you the next time you're in trouble.

Sister Margaret: I'll be looking forward to it.

Pete: Yeah, me, too.

Debra: I've never been able to figure out how your mind works. How do you think of these things?

MacGyver: Well, when it comes down to me against the situation, I don't like the situation to win.

Pete: Mac, I have just one question about rappelling: what do you do if the line breaks?

MacGyver: You fall.

Pete: Oh.

Phoenix Under Siege [2.11]

Fred: That's the bomb? It looks like a little suitcase.

Victoria: Yes, well I find it more convenient then a brown paper bag. What's your name, anyway?

Fred: Fred—but you said you didn't want to know our names.

Victoria: Yours I want to remember.

Harry Jackson: There was a time when I could run all day without breaking a sweat. I tell ya: it's hell getting old.

[while running up a stairwell with his son]

MacGyver: Age is only in the mind, Harry.

Harry Jackson: Well, my mind tells me I'm gettin' old.

Harry: (Referring to the lab at the Phoenix Foundation.) Some of these gizmos look like they're straight out of Flash Gordon.

MacGyver: Oh, we passed Flash Gordon years ago.

MacGyver: When I was about ten I got my first chemistry set. I've been a beaker and test-tube nut ever since. My mom said I was gonna come up with a formula that would either improve the world... or blow up the house.

Phillips: What's the idea?

Victoria: My agreement with the Liberation Front is that you're all expendable. Besides that, you annoy me. (shoots him)

Birth Day [2.14]

Helene: Do you believe in fate, MacGyver? Well I do. Whenever I do anything good it turns out bad, and whenever I do anything bad it turns out worse!

Bushmaster [2.19]

Kelly: My mom died right after I was born.

MacGyver: Any brothers or sisters?

Kelly: No. I guess I'm his daughter and his son.

MacGyver: Which one of you is here to rescue him?

Pete Thornton: [Handing over a gun to MacGyver] Here. Just for insurance.

MacGyver: Pete, you know how I feel about those things.

Pete Thornton: Yeah, I do, but you're defenseless out here.

MacGyver: No, just weaponless.

MacGyver: Egg whites are good for a lot of things. Lemon meringue pie, angel food cake, and... plugging up radiators.

Friends [2.20]

MacGyver: For the past seven years, I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.

D.O.A.: MacGyver [2.21]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] Most people come to Southern California for the sunshine. But, there are others who burn easily so they stay in the shadows. Anthony Braddock was one of them. Tony Braddock was a professional chemist. He'd worked himself out of a career with British Intelligence and into building bombs for anyone who'd pay him. Maybe he wasn't the kind of guy you'd want your kids to grow up to be, but one of his bombs got me out of prison in Morocco. So when he called early on a quiet Sunday afternoon and said he was in trouble, I had to make good on my IOU.

MacGyver: (to Carol) Your phone is dead.

(Jules suddenly appears)

Jules: And so are you.

Carol Varnay: Memories are okay to have, as long as they don't get in the way of dreams.

Lancer: I need you to stop the killer.

MacGyver: Any idea who it is?

Lancer: We've got a suspect. He's a professional terrorist. His name is Peter Thornton.

MacGyver: Pete Thornton wanted to come. It wasn't easy keeping him away.

Braddock: Peter, yes, he always disapproved of me—a keen judge of character.

Pete: Right now, I know you better than you know yourself. You don't use guns. That gun doesn't feel right in your hand. It can't. You don't use guns, MacGyver. You hate them.

Carol Varnay: Marine Science. Going back to school, nights and weekends. It's going to take a little longer but, I'll do it. And you'll be invited to graduation.

MacGyver: Well, that's something I won't forget.

Jason Varnay: [doing a bicycle trick] MacGyver! Look! Watch this!

For Love or Money [2.22]

MacGyver: It's kinda interesting how you can put one thing with another and cook up the right formula for stayin' out of trouble. My old high school physics and chemistry classes come in real handy sometimes. Not to mention the fact that when you're in a squeeze, necessity always seems to come through as the true mother of invention.

Anton Dubcek: Viera, you are my wife.

Viera: It was an assignment.

Diana: Please, just take it, before I realize what I'm doing. (After Diana gives $20,000 to Anton Dubcek's new foundation.)

Anton: Thank you. You're very generous.

Diana: That's something no one's ever said to me before.

MacGyver: Feels pretty good, doesn't it?

MacGyver: [after Diana speaks to the police officer] Where did you learn to speak Czech?

Diana: Correspondence school.

MacGyver: You mean like, "the Czech is in the mail?"

MacGyver: (seeing the partially-wrecked car they're using) That's what you ordered?

Diana: I wanted something that wouldn't attract attention.

MacGyver: Even when they see us pushing it down a highway?

Fire and Ice [3.5]

[Niki is working on the computer, when MacGyver comes up behind and covers her mouth]

MacGyver: EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that? Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn around very slowly...

[Niki hits him in the stomach area with her elbow]

Niki: ALRIGHT, WHO ARE YOU?!

MacGyver: It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?

Niki: Just this. [cocks gun] Now, who are you?!

Jack In the Box [3.7]

Jack: Welcome to CLUB DREAD!

The Widowmaker [3.8]

Murdoc: It´s your turn to burn, MacGyver!

Blow Out [3.10]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration]

[sneezes loudly]

MacGyver: Anyone who sounds like this should be home in bed. The fact is, I was but after a weekend of hearing myself sneeze, I was desperate. So, here I am, searching for the ingredients to old home remedy.

MacGyver: Excuse me, could you tell me where where I could find some eucalyptus leaves?

Box Boy: (sarcastically) Australia.

MacGyver: Thanks for your help.

Thin Ice [3.13]

MacGyver: Like most kids growin' up in Minnesota, I could skate before I could walk. So when my old coach sent a call for help, I jumped at the chance to come home and coach his team through the state championship playoffs. The Raiders had fought hard to find themselves in this best of three final against the Waverly Hawks. All I had to do was keep them on track. Hockey was the easy part. The hard part was the team's key player. Number 17, Derek Kirby. He was the team's biggest asset and my biggest problem. And as usual, right there at home in the penalty box.

The Odd Triple [3.14]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] Three and a half weeks. Two continents, five countries, one island, about nine thousand miles and I was wasted. Right now, I was looking forward to miles and miles of nothing happening, except sleep.

Jack: Welcome home!

MacGyver: No.

Jack: Ah, the man's overcome with emotion.

MacGyver: No, just overcome.

Jack: I just taped over some old movie.

MacGyver: My classic western collection!

MacGyver: We're officially crooks until we square with the police. Which means we should get a line on those jewels.

Jack: MacGyver, we're wanted criminals; we just broke out of a torture chamber by slugging an inspector of police and the head of security for the richest woman in the universe.

MacGyver: We've got no choice. Either we're innocent—or we're dead.

Liane Auber: [regarding her valuable jewellery] Did you see them on television?

MacGyver: Oh yeah.

Liane Auber: And what did you think?

MacGyver: I think it's kind of a flashy way of telling people you're rich.

Elena: You would probably give them to a campaign for hunger.

MacGyver: Yeah.

Elena: And save a few lives for what, six months, a year? Until they breed more starving children and the money runs out, and then what?

MacGyver: Then you'd have bought another year. You can do a lot in a year.

MacGyver: Well. Sorry to bust in on you like this.

Pete: What kept ya?

Jack: Are we great or what. What a team and since we're already all here together, I heard about this sunken treasure. Fifty million dollars in Nazi gold. See, this ship was torpedoed right off the coast and the gold was lost. All we gotta do is get a diving bell and three bathing suits and...

The Secret of Parker House [4.1]

Penny: MacGyver! Oh that does it! I just want to pack up my things right now and I want to go home.

MacGyver: Penny, whatever is going on around here, it's got nothing to do with ghosts or goblins or the supernatural. There is a purely logical explanation for everything.

Penny: Really? Well, that would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't holding a human skull.

The Challenge [4.12]

MacGyver: [voice-over narration] I'd been doing volunteer work at the Challengers Club for years, dropping by whenever I could. The club began with a dream and an empty building. With some hard work and imagination, it had survived for 15 years. When something was needed it was usually donated or scrounged. I'd added some stuff to the weight machine. I knew the kids would be thrilled with the results.

Rico: It'll never fly, man.

MacGyver: Hey, you never told me things were so bad.

Booker: If I did, you'd worry. And worrying is Cynthia's thing. She does it better than anybody I know.

Cynthia: It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Darlene: How many N's in the word "anniversary"?

Booker: Good question. How many D's in the word "dictionary"?

Booker: I'm going to talk about the kids. Because that's what the Challengers Club is all about. There are people here today who are going to tell you we have some bad kids at the club. Well, I'm going to tell yo how bad. Kids who come from bad homes, broken homes, no homes at all. Hungry kids... cold... beaten and broken kids. Kids who fix and use drugs for kicks. They're mad. Mad at you, mad at me... mad at the world they see. A world without opportunity.

Ray: Talking ain't gonna to change nothing! People like Larson are always gonna hate people like me. Just because we're black.

MacGyver: So you hate him back. Ray, the hate has got to stop somewhere. It has got to stop!

Ray: That ain't gonna change nothing.

MacGyver: Every action has a reaction. You have got to believe that.

The Invisible Killer [4.15]

MacGyver: When Pete Thornton established a stress-relief program for Phoenix Foundation employees, I thought it was a pretty good idea. The four men I was going to meet worked in high-pressure Phoenix positions throughout the country. My job was to take them over Mount Cascade on a 5-day hike. They'd have a chance to blow-off some steam and just forget about their jobs. And me? Well it was just something I liked to do.

MacGyver: Acrophobia wasn't on your application for this program. Are you hiding anything else?

Chuck: Just my pride.

Chuck: Maybe you were in prison for having a lousy sense of humor!

Chuck: (while looking at a high, rickety bridge) The brochure said this was going to be a stress-free weekend.

Tony: Come on, Chuck, you're not afraid of falling, are you?

Chuck: No, it's the sudden stop at the bottom that worries me.

MacGyver: I'll brief you on each of the next four days as we go along. Any questions?

Chuck: Yeah, what's for dinner?

MacGyver: A gourmet selection of the finest freeze-dried food known to man.

Deputy Walker: Sheriff, your wife's on the phone. She wants to know when you're coming home. Your twins have the measles.

Sheriff Max Hubbard: MacGyver, when is your program starting up again?

The Legend of the Holy Rose, part 1 [5.1]

MacGyver: Just tell me what you want me to do!

Zoie: To help me find the holy grail!

MacGyver: Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!

Halloween Knights [5.6]

Murdoc: You know, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next, including you.

Murdoc: I may be reformed, but I'm not crazy.

Murdoc: Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.

Strictly Business [6.19]

Murdoc: Goodbye, MacGyver. Rest in pieces!

Murdoc: Better death through chemistry, that's what I always say.

MacGyver: Are you the doctor?

Murdoc: Yes. I'm here to take care of you.