It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.
Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo [11.1]
- Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.
- Dee: Bill Cosby.
- Frank: The cards are a little outdated.
- Charlie: [about Mac's phallic clay design] Love?
- Mac: Yeah because I was making Cupid's arrow, dude.
- Charlie: Why does it have a big vein running through it?
- Mac: Because that's the streak as it flies through the air.
Frank Falls Out the Window [11.2]
The Gang Hits the Slopes [11.3]
Dee Made a Smut Film [11.4]
Frank: But first allow me to destroy your gallery. Bullshit. Bullshit. Derivative. That I love. I absolutely love.
Gallery Owner: Um, that's just the air conditioner.
Frank: I want it. It's everything. I mean, look at us. We're just air conditioners. I mean, after all, we're just walking around on the planet, breathing, conditioning the air. I condition it hot, that conditions it cold. I mean, it's symbiotic, no?
Gallery Owner: No, it is.
Frank: I mean, we're just the air conditioners walking around on this planet, screwing each other's brains out.
Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs [11.5]
Being Frank [11.6]
- Frank: [Phone buzzes] Oh, what's that? Pondy. Aha! "Let's party." Ha! Sorry, Pondy. Can't. [Phone buzzes] Old tits. He's saying I'm old. Goddamn it, Pondy's the coolest. L... O... M? Yeah, "M." Stupid phone! L... O... L. [horn honking] [horn honking, tires squealing, loud thudding] Ah, shit! Probably Asians.