Diseasy Does It / Chimp N'Pox

No P in the OOL [1.01]

Numbuh 1: Knock it off! Why are we in the kiddy pool?

Numbuh 3: Because the water is nice and warm?

[Everyone in the pool looks down at the water]

Numbuh 2: This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you hang on to your underwear! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo!!! [presses a button on the control panel, which envelopes the Sector V in pods. The pods are then deployed]

Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02]

DCFDTL: Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts after our little game is finished?

Laura: But I want to open them... [starts to transform into an enormous behemoth] NOW!

DCFDTL: Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm... (They read the label on the present) "Kids Next Door, battle stations"?

Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03]

Smiler: [After getting the password for the ice cream factory] That was too easy! [Numbuh 2 lands on the ice cream factory] That was still too easy! [After falling into the trap set by the DCFDTL] I told you it was too easy! [Riding the wave of ice cream out of the trapped ice-cream factory] I like it when things are too easy!

Numbuh 4: Hey, Numbuh 1! You might want to check this out!

Numbuh 1: A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!

Numbuh 4: I am Numbuh 4!

Numbuh 1: Then who's driving the–

[Multiple screams, truck crashes]

Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04]

Numbuh 4: Where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?

Numbuh 3: [At a tea party, with two missiles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium] More tea, Mrs. Missile?

Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05]

Numbuh 5: What DO hamsters do on vacation anyways? [scene switches with hamsters having fun on a beach]

DCFDTL: Thank you for coming Mr. Toilenator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for...

Toilenator: Wait, I can do other stuff! [They throw a switch and he's catapulted out of the house]

Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06]

[Numbuh 3's teeth are cleaned]

Numbuh 4: If that stupid dentist tries to fix my teeth, I'll give him a whoomph, and then I'll give him a ker-pow, and a thwack, and a gnaw! And if he brings out the floss, Then I'll give him the old whumpah-thumpah and then a - aaah! [Numbuh 4 is taken by Knightbrace]

Numbuh 5: [not noticing that Numbuh 4 has been taken] Fi-nally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!

Knightbrace: (In a dentists chair that has multiple flailing objects and weapons) Maybe four out of five dentists can't stop you Kids Next Door... but I'm the 5th!

Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.07]

Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.08]

[Numbuh 1 was pretending to deliver pizza to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib. Lasso Lass and her horse was tied upside-down to a tree.]

Mr. Fibb: Bring it here. And there better not be any onions on it.

Numbuh 1: Let me check. Whoops! There are onions on it. I guess I'll have to call this one in. [Winks at Lasso Lass and she smiles and winks back] Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!

[Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5 come out from behind Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib's house in a giant rodeo horse.]

Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.09]

Numbuh 1: [as the Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D is about to go to pieces at the hands of a turnip swarm] She's breaking up! ABANDON SHIP!

Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.10]

Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11]

Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C. [1.12]

Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13]

Numbuh 2: [Just as an enormous lice is about to kill Numbuh 5] NOOOO!!! [Giant lice and Numbuh 5 look at Numbuh 2] You gotta something cool first like "Say cheese punk", or "Cheese to meet you". Wait, wait, wait! How about this one? "Cheese–" [Numbuh 5 pushes a button on the control panel, which makes the entire tree house overflow with cheese]

[after witnessing a 'massacre' over Numbuh 3's toys]

Numbuh 1: T-that's okay, Numbuh 3. We'll get you some new toys.

Numbuh 3: Toys? I don't want toys. [fired up] I want revenge!!

Numbuh 4: What's the big deal? Nobody got hurt.

Numbuh 3: [angrily grabs Numbuh 4's jacket, very angry] Say that again, squirt, and then we'll see if nobody's hurt!

Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14]

Numbuhs 2 and 4: Nigel's got a girlfriend!!!!!!

Numbuh 1: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR A LOUSY STEAK?! IT'S – IT'S – IT'S – IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16]

Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17]

[The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.]

Numbuh 1: [cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 1, [hesitant] Let's... have some fun?

Numbuh 2: [cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 2, [hesitant] We've... got some cool things to do?

Numbuh 3: [enthusiastically] I'm Numbuh 3, Will you play with me?

Numbuh 4: [angrily] I'm... Numbuh 4… and... I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Numbuh 1: [picks up the cigar] An age-changing device. What kind of nut would use such a thing? [throws the cigar out of the window and the DCFDTL picks it up and laugh wickedly]

Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18]

Numbuh 3: Did you bring Bradley’s bottle, Numbuh 2?

Numbuh 2: I thought you were gonna bring it.

Numbuh 3: Oh, so now I have to do everything?

Numbuh 2: Are you saying I don’t do my fair share?

Numbuh 3: Oh, just drop it, will you Numbuh 2?!

[Numbuh 2 lands the C.O.O.L.B.U.S]

Numbuh 2: Ugh, I get no respect, what with everything I do; [mocking Numbuh 3] “Do this, Numbuh 2. Get that, Bradley needs his little blanky,” [normal voice] ugh one of these days....[getting back on the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.] there is that everything?

Numbuh 3: Well I don’t know, is it?

Numbuh 1: CAN WE GET A MOVE ON?!

[Bradley cries]

Numbuh 3: Now look what you did!

Numbuh 2: Oh, nice job, Numbuh 1!

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Numbuh 1: [Angrily] Numbuh 2! Get out of that chair. I'm driving! Because you are completely useless with THAT STUPID SKUNK AROUND!!!

[Bradley cries]

Numbuh 3: Take that back about Bradley being stupid. You'll hurt his feelings.

Numbuh 1: Hello. IT’S A SKUNK! It doesn't have feelings!

Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19]

Numbuh 2: [talking very fast] Mom, me and the Kids Next Door were fighting this guy and Tommy made a machine for him. So I tried to stop him, but he captured all my friends and double-crossed Tommy, but I ran out of ammo and now he is after me! [cries afterwards]

Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20]

Numbuh 274 (Chad Dickson): [attempting to contact other KND operatives] Warning! Being pursues...not followed! I Repeat...followed...

Mega Mom: There you are! I've been looking all over for you. You know you can't hide from Mega Mom!

Numbuh 3: So if there's a "Mega Mom", then why isn't there a dad?

Numbuh 274: [shocked] Oh...I totally forgot about him.

Destructo Dad: [burst in Sector V's treehouse] Hi, guys! How about some quality time with Destructo Dad!

Numbuh 3: I knew it! [gets stupefied]

Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, battle stations!

Destructo Dad: You kids aren't going anywhere, because Destructo Dad says you're grounded! [stupefys Numbuh 1] "You're grounded!" I love that line! [Numbuh 274 kicks him down] Now, now, you were raised [grabs his ankle] better! [drops him in a can] That'll learn ya.

Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21]

Numbuh 1: Okay, Kids Next Door. Simple question: what did we learn today?

Numbuh 2: Do not deviate from plans.

Numbuh 5: Teamwork is the key to mission success.

Numbuh 3: Operational procedures are important.

Numbuh 4: [in a full-body cast and in a wheelchair] Pianos...are heavy.

Numbuh 1: Oh, close enough.

Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22]

Numbuh 1: [Upon finding they cannot escape the cage, starts calmly] I suggest we... [suddenly breaks down] PANIC!!!

Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23]

Numbuh 5: MAN THAT WAS CLOSE!

Numbuh 1: Hey! Keep it down Numbuh 5! I am trying to get some sleep here!

(Numbuh 5 screams loudly in frustrated anger)

Numbuh 5: [after hearing Numbuh 1's speech] AH, SHUT UP!

Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S. [1.24]

Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P. [1.25]