Channel Chasers is the eighteenth episode of Season 4 of The Fairly OddParents. It was the second Fairly OddParents television film. Alec Baldwin was a featured guest star in the voice role of Adult Timmy.

Dialogue

Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
Doug Dimmadome: What, didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
Mr. Turner: Yes.
Mr. Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I've figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! [Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on him] What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES! [laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]
Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings." [gets out a pink sock puppet and a green one] You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: [to Timmy] We love you!
Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
[In the "Strawberry Shortcake" parody, "Paula Poundcake"]
Paula Poundcake: [introducing herself to the Masked Man] Hi, I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart.
[Pup-Tart pops out of the toaster as Paula bites off his nose and eats it as Pup-Tart barks in pain]
Donnie Donut: [introducing himself] And I'm Donnie Donut; and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell!
[The characters run around Adult Timmy]
Paula Poundcake characters: [together] Our icing is niceing!
Paula Poundcake: [to the Masked Man] Are you made of licorice?
[Paula attempts to take a bite of Adult Timmy's arm, but Adult Timmy swipes his arm away before she can even take a bite of it]
Masked Man: [runs over and grabs a rather large candy cane using it as a weapon] Get back, you frosted freaks! Back!
Paula Poundcake characters: Oooooohh!
[In the "Blue's Clues" parody, "Clint's Hints"]
Jeff: [to the audience; as he does a cartwheel into the scene] Hi, kids! I'm Jeff! [runs closer to the camera] Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints! [runs backwards away from the camera] Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
[Jeff runs off screen to his right]
[Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V". [laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV]
[Cosmo and Wanda and the Timmies appear]
Young Timmy: This way! Quick!
[The Timmies walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
[Everyone starts jumping into the TV]
Timmy:
Adult: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
Young: But if I do, you won't exist!
Adult: Sure I will, and I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know. [fades away]
Young: No, come back! Please! Please! [growls and then screams] Every time the same old thing. Every time, Vicky ruins it! And I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
[Timmy's parents confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]
Mr. Turner: So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are and always have been an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
Vicky: [in tears] I'm-I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner: Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Vicky: [uneasy] Yes…?
Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired!
[Last lines, imitating Porky Pig]
Cosmo: Well... Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...
Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
Cosmo: Nothing. It's just really cold in here.

Cast

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