Abra-Catastrophe is the twelfth episode of Season 3 of The Fairly OddParents, serving as the series' first television film.

Dialogue

[Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker]

Denzel Crocker: Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?

Wanda: [captured] I'm gonna let the fairy go?

Denzel Crocker: NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.

Mom: Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much.

Dad: Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie.

Mom: You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes.

[Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape]

Mom, Dad: The stork.

Dad: Wow. That was quick.

Wanda: [inside the net] When are you going to let me out?

Denzel Crocker: What's today?

Wanda: [inside the net] Tuesday.

Denzel Crocker: Wednesday, Thursday... NEVER!

Timmy: How hard can it be to find one stinkin' muffin?

[party erupts in school cafetria for "Muffin Monday"]

Muffin Man: Oh boy. IT'S MUFFIN MONDAY.

A.J.: I thought it was monkey Monday.

Chester McBadbat: [angry] Aw, man! [pulls out muffler] What am I supposed to do with THIS THING?

[Timmy and Crocker are fighting in a sub-atomic universe]

Timmy: You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom [Timmy fires one of cupid's arrows, but... ]

Denzel Crocker: HA-HAAA! You MISSED!

Timmy: [smugly] Wasn't aiming at ya.

Principal Waxelplax: Crocker! What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny?

Denzel Crocker: Uh... It's Cupid's fork... Of love... I LOVE YOU!

Principal Waxelplax: Well, this is so sudden... and unwanted.

Jorgen: [after being cleared of memory] What was I going to do next?

Cosmo: Uhhh... Scramble the fairies?

Jorgen: YES! I like to scramble the fairies!

Cast

• Tara Strong as Timmy Turner / Kid / Bippy
• Daran Norris as Cosmo / Mr. Turner / Jorgen Von Strangle
• Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda / Mrs. Turner
• Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker / Ape
• Grey DeLisle as Vicky / Principal Waxelplax / Tootie/ Flashback Fariy
• Dee Bradley Baker as Sanjay / Elmer / Kid / Fairy Private
• Tom Kenny as Cupid / Muffin Man / Kid / Fairy Sergeant/ Flashback Fariy
• Jason Marsden as Chester McBadbat
• Gary LeRoi Gray as A.J.
• Robert Costanzo as Easter Bunny / Construction Worker Ape / Ape Truck Driver
• Faith Abrahams as Francis / Ape
• Butch Hartman as Flashback Boy / Web-Eared Guy / Third Kid / Orderly
• Cara Newman Ruyle as Flashback Girl / Female Ape #1 / Gorilla Business Woman
• Jim Ward as Chet Ubetcha
• Gary Le Mel as Fairy Cowlick Jr. (voice)

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