A Grand Day Out (1989)

• "Eeh, these bank holidays, it's a problem to decide."
• "Tell you what, Gromit lad. Let's have a nice hot cup of tea. Hmm... The kettle should have boiled by now."
• "No cheese, Gromit."
• "Not a bit in the house!"
• "Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!"
• "Everybody knows the moon's made of cheese."
• "Everything seems to be under contro-o-o-oh!"
• "60 seconds to blast off."
• "Oh! Allotment doors."
• "No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!"
• "Hold on, Gromit, hold on!"
• "Gromit!"
• "One for the album!"
• "I don't know, lad. It's like no cheese I've ever tasted. Let's try another spot."
• (While fidgeting with the robot) "Come on, stupid. Oh."
• "Let's try another spot."
• "Hold tight, lad, and think of Lancashire hot pot!"
• Ah! The fuse! You forgot to light the fuse!
• Set co-ordinates for 62 West Wallaby Street!
• "Adjust angle of thrust. Steady, now... ...knob... ...steady... ...gently does it."

The Wrong Trousers (1993)

• Well, this is a fine how-you-do, isn't it, Gromit?
• No more lodgers, more trouble than they're worth.
• It's the wrong trousers! What have you done with the controls, Gromit? Stop them, Gromit! Stop them! Help me! Gr-- Gromit! The trousers have gone haywire! Get me out! Help!
• They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
• [Feathers McGraw removes his "chicken" disguise] Good grief! It's you!
• "Ooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola."
• "Cracking toast, Gromit!"
• "It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit."
• "Well Gromit, let's see what's on the 9:05, shall we? Here she comes now. (toy train whistle blows) I wonder what this could be? Happy birthday, Chuck!"
• "Hang in there, Gromit. Everything's under control." (relieving Feathers McGraw of his gun) I'll have that if you don't mind, eh? [Looks up and sees kitchen hatch approaching]
• Tally-ho! Leave him to me, I'll get the bounder!
• It's, uh... No pets. Does that suit you?
• That's quite enough. You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this.
• (Gromit trying to rewire the trousers) Watch where you're putting them paws!
• You can't go taking liberties like this, I'm a respectable citizen.
• I'll give you what-for, you tyke!
• This wardrobe's nearly new you know. Let me out!
• [Gromit uses two wires to make the trousers stamp up and down] My goodness, this'll ruin the woodwork. [Bottom of the wardrobe comes away] Oh, there goes me knotty pine! Where are we going?
• Nice walkies, how were the techno trousers?
• It's no use prevaricating about the bush.
• As I say, it's a bit dingy at present but it's surprising what a lick of paint'll do, isn't it?
• All's well that ends well, that's what I say.

A Close Shave (1995)

• "I think I'll make my own porridge."
• "Come over here, lad. No need to feel sheepish."
• "Switch it off!"
• "Erm, mice. Do you think?"
• "We've tested this on, Gromit, haven't we lad?"
• "Do something, Gromit!"
• "I'll look smashing in this. A bit tight here and there."
• "The bounce has gone from his bungie."
• "Oh, charming. I'm Wallace."
• "Windows are our speciality."
• "Oh, Gromit."
• "Oh, yes, I'm inventing mostly."
• "Brilliant teamwork, lads!"
• "I suppose you'll have to skip the country now. A fugitive, eh. You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog."
• "Let me out! You're not going to turn me into dog meat!"
• "Steady on, single file. Single file, I said!"
• "Get yourselves organised down there!"
• "Where did you get that from?! That's my machine! I've got patent pending on that!"
• Wendolene: "Duck!"
• Wallace: "Where?"
• "By 'eck, I thought we were all for the can then."
• "Not even Wensleydale?"
• "What's wrong with Wensleydale?"
• "Get off my cheese! Get off! Gromit, go for him! Gromit!"
• Wendolene: "He's malfunctioning!"

Wallace: "Mal-what?" Wendolene: "Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyber dog!" Wallace: "Cyber-what?" Wendolene: "A robot! Daddy created him for good, but... he's turned out evil!"

• "Huh?! You think we should call the pest control people in?"
• "Have you been peckish during the night? Only someone's been at me cheese."
• "Porridge today, Gromit. Tuesday."
• "Geronimo!"

Cracking Contraptions (2002)

• "Oh, now, that's just not cricket, Gromit. Anyone for tennis, perchance?"
• "Well, I think we got away with that, eh? Pooch!"
• "Gromit, we have a problem!"
• "Oi, get off the cheese! Gromit, Gromit! Go for him, Gromit! I'll give you what for, you tyke! Gromit!"
• "Oh, wrong program! Quick, change the channel! Oh, heck! I've used me only ball." (the tellyscope)
• "Oh, Gromit. Ugh! I think you better get the dust pan and brush."
• Watch out for me Nooby Styles, Gromit! Tom Finney! It's a rocket from Geoff Hurst! Shankly! Pongo, ey? Stanley Matthews!

The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

• "Oh, may look innocent, sir. But left to his own devices, this is the ultimate vegetable destroying machine."
• "I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."
• "Well, come on, lad! What are you waiting for? Turn on the Bun-Vac! Full suction!"
• "Oh, very cheeky!"
• "Burrowing bounders! They must be breeding like... well, um, rabbits."
• "What's up, doc?" (an obvious reference to the Time Warner characters. At this moment in the film Wallace has grown bunny ears.)
• "I'm sorry, Gromit. I know you're doing this for my own good, but... the fact is, I'm just crackers about cheese!"
• "Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad! Say, no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower!"
• "Love, Gromit, that's the biggest trap of all! "The tender trap", they call it. And that's what we'll use to catch this thing. Yes, lad. A lovely lady rabbit. How could any hot-blooded rabbit beast resist?"
• Oh come on, Gromit! A bit more... you know, alluring. [Gromit starts to make the rabbit do a sexy dance to The Stripper]
• Oh, Gromit. We've created a monster. Hutch is the beast.
• "Oh, it's hopeless. I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbity mush." (sniffles) "Oh, Gromi-it... I don't want to be a giant rabbi-i-i-it!” (breaks down into tears)
• "Geronimo!"
• "Er? Gromit, old pal? It happened again. I'll need assistance."
• "Cheese Gromit!"
• (at the Academy Awards of his and Gromit's movie, presented by Reese Witherspoon) Oooh! I do like a bit of Gorgonzola.

A Matter of Loaf and Death (2008)

• Wallace: Well done, lad! [Takes out burnt toast] Very well done.
• Piella: [singing] I'm light as a feather, I'm the Bake-O'-Lite Girl.
• Wallace: Oh, I know who you are miss. [singing] Light as a feather, your the Bake-O'-Lite Girl.
• Piella: Curse that balloon, and curse that prevailing southwesterly! They'll be there in no time!
• Wallace: Gromit! It’s a bomb! The cake’s a bomb! Wait a minute. You don't think Piella could be...
• Piella: The serial killer? Well done, Wallace. Sharp as a brick. Now do exactly as I say or Fluffles gets snuffled.
• Wallace: But Piella, you're the Bake-O'-Lite Girl!
• Piella: Was Bake-O'-Lite Girl. I ate too much you see. I couldn't ride the balloon anymore. So they dropped me!
• Wallace: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Gromit! I've got a bomb in me pants!
• Piella: I will be back to get you, Wallace! I will have my baker's dozen!
• Wallace: But Piella, the balloon won't hold you!
• Piella: They can't just drop me. I'm as light as a feather. I'm the Bake-O'-Lite Girl!
• Wallace: [his pants are torn from the explosion, showing his bare buttocks] What a relief! Evening, Sisters.
• Wallace: I'm in-bread myself
• Wallace: I think I need a cup of tea after all that. Care to join me, you two?
• Wallace: Gromit! I've got a bomb in me pants! Help me, Gromit!

Project Zoo (2003)

• "The penguin has landed!"
• "I wonder who does their windows?"
• "Never can have too many of these, Gromit."
• "Don't shoot!"
• "I didn't do it, honest!"
• "Careful with that thing!"
• "Eh! Careful there."
• "Mind where you're pointing that."
• "Come quietly, and Gromit won't hurt you."
• "Keep up, Gromit!"
• "It's panda-monium in there!"
• "Anything planned for today, Gromit?"
• "Gromit!"
• "I'll be there before you can say Jack Robinson."
• "I'll be there in two shakes of a... a lamb's tail."
• "Not what I'd expected."
• "Bit dry down here. I could do with a cup of tea."
• "Bit dry down here could do with a cuppa."
• "Best mention this to someone when we get back."
• "Hope I remembered to turn the immersion off before we left."
• "Wonder if we'll get back and time for tea?"
• "Oi! Comber back here! He's a slippery kipper with a brain to match."
• "I'm not sure life on the edge agrees with me."
• "Over here, Gromit!"
• "Over here, boy!"
• "Geronimo!"
• "Charge, whoa!"
• "'S.O.S Archie'! The little lad's in trouble!"
• "Remember what they say, lad: The penguin is mightier than the sword."
• "You haven't got another 10p, have you, lad?"
• "Unhitch me, lad!"
• "Whatever could this be?"
• "Whatever it is. He doesn't want us to see, that's lock's been pickled!"
• "If I could find a way to give you a leg-up, you could shimmy through that vent and open up from the other side."
• "A tad heavier than plimsoles, but they'll pack a real punch!"
• "Ha-ha! Me trusty #3! Never leave home without one!"
• "I think I may have noticed a tool back across that bridge!"
• "Oh, yes. Those nuts were just the ticket. Didn't find any raisins, perchance? I could murder a healthy snack."
• "Should have brought that safety rope."
• "Dead handy, that!"
• "We'll find a use for this, and no mistake."
• "Just what we've been after."
• "Bit rusty."
• "Ooh, that'll do nicely!"
• "Top notch, Gromit."
• "I'm sure we can recycle this."
• "That'll come in handy."
• "Just the ticket."
• "Tickety-boo! Just the ticket."
• "Ow, stop it!"
• "Less of that now!"
• "Hey, cut that out!"
• "Cut that out right now!"
• "Oi, Geroff!"
• "Ah!"
• "Whoa!"
• "You okay, lad?"
• "Whatever could this be?"
• "Good Lord! You don't see that every day."
• "Hm. Let's try that."
• "I'll have to find another way 'round."
• "Any ideas, old chum?"
• "Off you go, Gromit. We'll meet up later."
• "Press on, lad. We'll meet up later."
• "Away you go, Gromit."
• "Lead away, lad. Age before beauty."
• "Bit cunning that, lad."
• "Work of a criminal mind."
• "Collect some more nuts, and I reckon I can fix this."
• "More bolts, or we can have this mended in a jiffy."
• "I'll need some more bolts to fix this."
• "Need a few more nuts, I'm afraid."
• "Those nuts and bolts could come in handy."
• "Not enough nuts yet."
• "More nuts and bolts lad, that's what's needed."
• "Go on and have a root around for some more tools, will you, lad?"
• "Can't fix this, I need more tools."
• "Hmm. Tricky. No. I'll need some extra tools."
• "More tools needed for this, old friend."
• "Tools, that's what this needs."
• "Better find some more tools for this job, Gromit."
• "Oh, dear. I'll need more tools to sort this one out."
• "Come on, Gromit. No time to waste."
• "Go on, lad! Scarper!"
• Feathers McGraw! Kidnapper! Hostage-taker! Dimond counterfeiter! And arch, er, arch penguin! I'm placing you under citizen's arrest!
• Oi! Come back here you! You're supposed to be under arrest!
• Hurrah! Yippie! Bang to rights! Back behind bars! Caged like an animal! Feathers won't be troubling us again in a hurry. Oh no.